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'Season of the Witch' Trailer Hits All the Bases, I Guess

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A witch, a mutilated monk, and Nicolas Cage demanding Ron Perlman cut someone's head off? What more do you want from a film, Foreign Press???

Smart idea, keeping it brief. Finally someone is recognizing the correlation between the length of time I see Nic Cage in a ridiculous wig and likelihood I will see a movie with Nic Cage in a ridiculous wig.

  • November 11, 2010
    It's been a while since I've shown you Nicolas Cage's face do Acting, so here's a treat for everyone: a new Season of the Witch trailer. In this would-be blockbuster, Cage plays some kind of dull, monotone, medieval version of The Transporter charged with delivering a supposed ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    Dominic Sena and Nicolas Cage, the director/actor combination you watched make cars go fast in Gone in Sixty Seconds is back, this time with Cage as a witch deliveryman in knight armor, his slightly longish hairpiece, and some of his most intense faces in Season of the Witch. I... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    With the possible exception of organ harvesting, surely nothing ruins a wild Moscow vacation like the unexplained appearance of hundreds if not thousands of invisible electricity specters from another planet. Alas, in The Darkest Hour, just such a fate befalls Emile Hirsch, Oli... / Continue →
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