Oct 19 2009'Scary Movie 5'? No, Even Better...
Two things that have always bothered me about the Scary Movie franchise:
1) Why aren't there more of them?
2) Why is there so much consistency and continuity in the series?
Those issues will plague me no longer: CinemaBlend has heard from trusted sources that the Weinstein Company is planning to REBOOT the Scary Movie franchise. That's right, rather than do Scary Movie 5, the Weinsteins have decided to go for Scary Movie 1... Again. Sixth Sense references off limits since the first film are back on the table! Saw 3 can be parodied again! (Saws 4-6 are obviously much more difficult to spoof.) Anna Faris's character's (did they ever bother to give her a name?) absence of any sort of character arc can be replaced by another character's complete absence of character arc! This idea is so good, I dare pay it the high compliment of calling it "Wayans-esque."
Reader Comments
1. Sithlord - October 19, 2009 3:39 PM
.............................................................................................................................wow
2. mikka d fergo - October 19, 2009 3:45 PM
she was called cindy .. i mean anna faris char..
3. the watcher - October 19, 2009 4:02 PM
Mike @2 - its sad that you know that. Just sayin'...
4. liek awsum! - October 19, 2009 4:06 PM
kewl!! Liek the waynes bros are sooooo funny!!11!!1 wooooow I can't wait! woooowowowoowowow!!1!!!!111!!1
5. dunno - October 19, 2009 4:11 PM
It's about time
6. Hal - October 19, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks Mark - "WAYANS-ESQUE" just officially entered the lexicon...
7. che-che - October 19, 2009 4:30 PM
so... more sperm and cocks.
8. Remegy - October 19, 2009 4:44 PM
I... can't even say anything...
9. Emkay - October 19, 2009 5:20 PM
...uh
10. Stuey - October 19, 2009 9:01 PM
Scary Movie 1 & 2 were funny, the rest stunk
11. ichangedmynameforfearofrepurcussions - October 20, 2009 12:46 AM
You guys know what's funnier than the Scary Movie franchise?
9/11.
I went there.
12. sully - October 20, 2009 11:01 AM
thank gaaawwwwd
@12
Hilarious
13. why - October 20, 2009 1:36 PM
are these movies a form of divine punishment? whatever we did, we're sorry
14. North Tower - October 20, 2009 2:15 PM
@12
Not funny, bro.
15. South Tower - October 20, 2009 2:16 PM
TOTALLY NOT COOL #12!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Frank - October 25, 2009 3:21 AM
I will stand at the exit with a chainsaw and murder everyone walking out of the movie. I can only hope that others will do the same.
17. Remegy - October 25, 2009 9:45 PM
-but how else will they escape after they realize this isn't a really 'scary movie' ?