Save the Date: Giant Robots Fighting Each Other Again July 1, 2011

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If Transformers 2 left you wanting to see more robot stereotypes, explosions, and general mechanical nonsense, make sure your mom can drive you to the theater July 1, 2011 (you can't drive, silly 10-year-old), because that's the next time Michael Bay will cough up a few reels of CGI and sell it to you for $12. From the BayBlog:

Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.

Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Is the postscript meant as some kind of strange flirting he posted under the assumption Megan Fox actually reads his blog? That's kind of sad.