New 'Sherlock Holmes' Trailer, Dudes!
Dude! Last night, during the ball game, when you went to pick up more Milwaukee's Best Old BrewDog Lites, you fuckin' missed this new Sherlock Holmes trailer! You gotta see this shit! Iron Man is all like BOOSH punchin' these goddammers! S'all good, though; I internet taped it for you:
(Note: I only know this aired during the game because I ended up half-watching it while working on something last night, so my criticism of imagined baseball-watching douchebags is largely hypocritical. Oops.)
If you thought the last Sherlock Holmes trailer was "wtf sherlock homes is not a cage fighter gay," wait until you see this one! You should have roughly he same reaction.... / Continue →
I try not to ever say a movie "looks like a fun one." That's how my grandparents used to describe movies, and I hoped to never devolve to such a simplistic level of critique that judges all films as "fun ones," "renters," or head shakes and disgusted sighs. But I see no other w... / Continue →
Sherlock Holmes is back, and this time the lose idea of some sort of plot has been slung about even more explosions, gunshots, punches, and quips than the last film. Jaston Statham is going to be so pissed he was not involved in this:... / Continue →
