NEW! RELEASES!
These movies come out in theaters this weekend. Will YOU see one of them?
The Invention of Lying
Director: Ricky Gervais, Matt Robinson
Starring: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Louis CK, Jonah Hill, Rob Lowe, Tina Fey, Jeffrey Tambor, John Hodgman, Jason Bateman, Christopher Guest--all those laff-'em-up types
Good if you want to see: a humorous account of the first person to lie in a world devoid of untruth; The Office co-creator's big screen directing debut; ATHEIST PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombieland
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin
Good if you want to see: a road buddy comedy mixed with zombie horror; Michael Cera's chief competition for Meek, Awkward Performance of the Decade; zombie killin'.
Whip It
Director: Drew Barrymore the Director
Starring: Ellen Page, Kristen Wiig, Jimmy Fallon, Drew Barrymore the Actress
Good if you want to see: the girl from E.T.'s directorial debut; girls rollerskating and knocking each other down, with a plot; a less sensational Rollerball, with Juno instead of Chris Klein or James Caan.
A Serious Man (limited)
Director: Ethan & Joel Coen (brothers)
Starring: Michael Stuhlbarg, Richard Kind, Sari Lennick
Good if you want to see: a pathetic Jewish guy's life fall apart; new Coen Brothers, guys!
Toy Story 1 & 2
Director: John Lasseter
Starring: Woody, Buzz
Good if you want to see: come on, it's fucking Toy Story.