Oct 29 2009Jessica Biel Starring in New Comedy About Couple Having Regular Sex
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Jessica Biel is attached to star in a new comedy in which--get this!--she agrees to have sex with her fiancé EVERY DAY (until their wedding)! CRAZY:
The actress is attached to star in and produce rookie screenwriter Julia Brownell's original screenplay "F***ing Engaged," a raunchy comedy about a couple who make a pact to have sex every day leading to their wedding so they don't turn into their crusty old parents.
Yeah, sex every day until your wedding! That will stop you from becoming your crusty old parents! I'm not sure how that will work, since after marriage is typically when the sex would taper off, turning you into your crusty old parents, but whatever. I'm sure it will work out.
Is this writer's entire notion of human sexuality derived from episodes of Married with Children and Everybody Loves Raymond? A young couple having daily sex isn't really that absurd of a concept, is it? Unless we're talking about the lady enjoying it too, am I right, dudes?! 'Cause ladies are all frigid and stuff! We're all like, "Give me the intercourse," and they're like, "Nuh-uh! I hate sex, Raymond!"
Reader Comments
1. Fiona - October 29, 2009 12:48 PM
Unless their parents waited for marriage and had sex every day since. Looking for a way to make a "crusty" joke about sexually active old people, but too embarassed.
2. me - October 29, 2009 2:38 PM
Just wondering, are they still going to have sex when she's having her period? Cause that's just gross..
3. Nate - October 29, 2009 6:17 PM
She is just so un-interesting in these comedic rolls. It's either acting or notta!
4. Nate - October 29, 2009 6:18 PM
She is just so un-interesting in these comedic rolls. It's either action or notta!
ACTION!
5. addendum guy - October 29, 2009 7:39 PM
and by "action", nate (#3&4), you mean "stripping", right?
6. White667 - October 29, 2009 9:23 PM
Basically this happened:
Writer 1: You know what I wanna see, Jessica Biel having sex...
Writer 2: I like it, wait wait... How about Jessica Biel having sex A LOT?!?!
Writer 1: Yes! YES! OK, movie done, now for lunch... I'm thinking KFC?
7. Katie - October 30, 2009 6:42 AM
I agree she really blows in funny movies. But about the movie itself?? Yeah.... ok... my husband and I have been married 4 years and together 8 and we actually do have sex probably once a day.. tmi, I know, but its like, is having sex once a day that unusual??? I read that they do it in like, Portugal a whole bunch too.
This movie sounds retarded. Any engaged couple is probably having tons of sex without some gay agreement.
8. Katie - October 30, 2009 6:43 AM
I agree she really blows in funny movies. But about the movie itself?? Yeah.... ok... my husband and I have been married 4 years and together 8 and we actually do have sex probably once a day.. tmi, I know, but its like, is having sex once a day that unusual??? I read that they do it in like, Portugal a whole bunch too.
This movie sounds retarded. Any engaged couple is probably having tons of sex without some gay agreement.
9. Rat - October 30, 2009 11:53 AM
While she's on her period, they should have anal sex. If they showed that then that would be hot.