Fact: The title of this movie will bring on a barrage of masturbation jokes
Fact: This makers of this movie can be sued for "false advertising"
Evidence: I have been trying to "train my dragon" since I was twelve. The damn thing will not stay down when asked and refuses to stop spitting like a camel whenever someone pets him.
Reader Comments
1. ffff - October 28, 2009 11:53 AM
jesus christ how many logos can they fit on that thing? the whole top half is a mess
2. Proteon - October 28, 2009 12:31 PM
Howdy Mark.
3. crackerleroy - October 28, 2009 12:45 PM
Katzenberg wanted to put his mushroom stamp on there too, but legal stopped him
4. dunno - October 28, 2009 1:24 PM
Did anybody else first read it as 'train' instead of 'drain'?
I, dunno
5. dunno - October 28, 2009 1:25 PM
It does say 'How to Drain Your Dragon', right?
I'm confused.
I, dunno
6. DannyBoy - October 28, 2009 1:28 PM
Fact: The title of this movie will bring on a barrage of masturbation jokes
Fact: This makers of this movie can be sued for "false advertising"
Evidence: I have been trying to "train my dragon" since I was twelve. The damn thing will not stay down when asked and refuses to stop spitting like a camel whenever someone pets him.
7. Knight of Ni - October 28, 2009 2:18 PM
Hey DannyBoy, I can help train your dragon but first tell me,
Is it an African or European Dragon?
8. sully - October 28, 2009 4:57 PM
I think that fiery part of the helmet is a dragon loogie.
9. Remegy - October 28, 2009 5:14 PM
#7
its Chinese
10. beastmaster - October 28, 2009 6:19 PM
#7 & 9: so, like a dragon, but smaller.
11. Seb-Town Cinemas - October 29, 2009 5:22 PM
Hey, the posters I got have a black background with a white border! HA! Not that it makes them any cooler, but hey...
12. Frank - October 30, 2009 2:00 AM
I like dragons.