Hot, Official 'Hot Fuzz' Slash Fiction
October 20, 2009 Comments
Since the advent of the internet, finding homoerotic fan fiction has become a breeze for all interested in homoerotic fan fiction (little known fact: the first information sent over a modem was a short story about Kirk and Spock falling in love). But official homoerotic fiction written by the original creators!? Preposterous!
OR SO YOU THOUGHT. At last, your slash fiction dream has come true: a couple days ago Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost tweeted a pseudo-sequel to Hot Fuzz in the style of homoerotic fanfiction, and it's loaded with steamy, seductive lines like...
Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He’d tell him one day…One day.
and
”Have you seen the notebook?” asked Angel, searching furiously in the glove compartment. “Many times” replied Danny fondly.
Read the whole thing here. It's pretty much safe for work, as long as your co-workers won't mind your swooning.