Oct 19 2009Han Finally Pays for All That Careless Laser Firing on the Death Star
Yeah, funny... Except EVERYONE knows the Death Star's compactors are insulated with a special alloy of Nabooan materials chosen specifically for their sound dampening qualities!!! This video is NOT canon.
(Thanks, Ray.)
Reader Comments
1. T-Diddy - October 19, 2009 6:21 PM
That would have been 1000X better if the Death Star blew up at the end with them all aboard.
Oh, and FIRST!
2. bonkbonk - October 19, 2009 6:25 PM
Is it funny because it's Star Wars? Or is it funny because it's funny?
3. Joe - October 19, 2009 6:27 PM
I'm a huge Star Wars fan, but that was laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Where's the CGI head explosion?
I'd rather snort coke off the 1977 Carrie Fisher's vulva.
4. first haha - October 19, 2009 7:16 PM
Carrie Fisher has man feet
5. Fiona - October 19, 2009 7:50 PM
Hahaha, very good. All the best Star Wars moments happen to be non-canon.
6. James - October 19, 2009 11:36 PM
It's becoming harder and harder to find something on here before seeing it on my feed reader dude.
7. Great White Pygmy - October 20, 2009 12:11 AM
eh.
8. zyclonis - October 20, 2009 1:16 AM
Funny stuff, I laughed till I stopped.
9. Bort - October 20, 2009 9:09 AM
Some say that if you listen very carefully, on a calm night, you can still hear that laser ricocheting off the walls.
10. Cory - October 20, 2009 10:03 AM
Luke's so full of shit. Han totally shot first.