Almost too real. You can't un-imagine Luxo, Jr. being sodomized....

Watch out Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and both Street Figher movies: there's a new contender looking to become king of dismal fighting game adaptations. And how does King of Fighters plan to steal the oft-contested crown? By taking...

Two things that have always bothered me about the Scary Movie franchise: 1) Why aren't there more of them? 2) Why is there so much consistency and continuity in the series? Those issues will plague me no longer: CinemaBlend...

Your weekend box office top five, friends: 1. Where the Wild Things Are - $32.5 million. Man, did this thing ever take me back to childhood. Particularly the parts of my childhood that involved crying and breaking things. 2....

This video took me forever to watch. I felt an uncontrollable desire to pause after each entrance to hoot and applaud....

Hey, remember that depressing news from a year ago that the director of xXx was going to remake the 1980s' second or third best kids-go-on-a-fantasy-adventure film, Monster Squad? Well, I have absolutely no update on that. However, there is...

Where else could you go from this point? There's no combination of elements that would be more ridiculous than this title, Jackie Chan equipped with grappling hook and laser pointer, the tagline "spying is easy, babysitting is hard," children,...

Though still refusing to describe Spider-Man 3 as a "bullshit clusterfuck" (the only truly accurate way to describe it), director Sam Raimi admitted to the Coventry Telegraph that some of the criticism of his superhero film might have been...