Oct 22 2009'Fourth Kind' Poster Misses So Many Kinds
These are all real:
Alien encounter of the fifth kind LIGHT PETTING
Alien encounter of the sixth kind "HEY, IT'S ME... OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS ALIEN I KNEW."
Alien encounter of the seventh kind MAKING A NICE DINNER TOGETHER
Alien encounter of the eighth kind EXCLUSIVITY
Alien encounter of the ninth kind BUSINESS DEALINGS
Alien encounter of the tenth kind CUDDLE PARTIES
Alien encounter of the eleventh kind MEETING THE ALIEN QUEEN
Alien encounter of the twelfth kind WATCHING INDEPENDENCE DAY TOGETHER AND NOT GETTING WEIRD
Alien encounter of the thirteenth kind TRADING GOODS AND SERVICES
Alien encounter of the fourteenth kind INNOCENTLY PATTING EACH OTHER ON THE BUTT AFTER DOING A GOOD JOB
Alien encounter of the fifteenth kind LEAVING THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN
Alien encounter of the sixteenth kind ULTIMATUMS
Alien encounter of the seventeenth kind ALIEN MARRIAGE
Alien encounter of the eighteenth kind "MAKING WHOOPY"
Alien encounter of the nineteenth kind TRYING ANAL FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Alien encounter of the twentieth kind NOOGIES
Final 'The Fourth Kind' One Sheet Blends ALL Kinds [Bloody Disgusting]

Reader Comments
1. 1st - October 22, 2009 11:44 AM
1st fail
2. steve from alaska - October 22, 2009 12:06 PM
Dateline, Nome, Alaska
A bunch of people go missing during or after drinking in a town whose bars abut the ocean.
In other news, the sun rises in the East.
3. Socrates - October 22, 2009 12:39 PM
I saw this movie yesterday at a pre-screening. It was special.
4. jaime - October 22, 2009 2:00 PM
wow, you really went all-out for this post!
6, 12 and 19 are my favourites.
5. Bean - October 22, 2009 2:47 PM
I'll keep my close encounters of the third kind, thank you very much Hollywood!
6. Bo - October 22, 2009 6:28 PM
This post had me laughing out loud, yeah i decided to write it out rather than lol. You deserve that for this post.
Watching Independence day and not feeling weird! LOLOLOL
7. Frank - October 25, 2009 2:21 AM
I watched Inglourious Basterds with a German. Does that count?
8. Watch The Fourth Kind - November 1, 2009 4:53 PM
http://www.watch-tvshowz.info/shows/thefourthkind/