Oct 1 2009For Real Look at Green Hornet This Time

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OK, forget that earlier post with the blurry photo of the jacket-less stunt guy dressed as Green Hornet. Here's the real deal: Seth Rogen in full dapper superhero regalia. No more complaining about Rogen's hypothetical appearance; now the grumbling will hold actual weight!

Personally, I couldn't care less if it's Rogen or anyone else wearing the green mask. I'm still pissed that the Green Hornet is being represented visually at all. Boo! Booooo! Keep Green Hornet in the audio of a 1930s radio drama! Boooooo!

Reader Comments

first?

First what?

I'm sure a simple Google search will do, but I'm too busy for that now. Who/ what is the green lantern? I have never heard of him/it before the IWS writer started talking about it some months back.

@3 never heard of The Green Lantern? Or did you mean The Green Hornet?

Personally I liked the The Green Hornet tv show. Was done pretty much Adam West Batman style so I got into it. We shall see how this movie goes though.

SETH ROGAN!!!!!


(vomit)........

saaaayyyy..looking at him in that mask....would'nt Seth be great in a re-make of The Lone Ranger? Maybe we could even get that sidekick guy in the picture to play Tonto! He looks vaguely non-caucasian!
What's Guy Richie doing next....?

They should get Bruce Lee to reprise Kato. Or at least Brandon Lee. Or someone else who isn't dead.

who is it that actually thought a green hornet movie is a good idea? The Phantom didn't work (the costume was spot on but the plot sucked - and Billy Zane....eh, not so much). And The Shadow was a bomb and that had some (very small some, but still, some) star power with Alec Baldwin. But the Green Hornet? Maybe the Super Duper Penultimate Edition Blu Ray will make them their money back.

they picked jay chou to play kato??? i'm worried his english is going to be pretty pretty bad. just like his songs.

never would have pictured seth rogan has the gh. um. no. but i guess that's why they coked him all up to lose that p.o.t. weight, huh.

damn, can't see if he's fat or not.. well that stuntguy got a lot of skinny compliments

He looks tubby. Sorry, not even close to the Green Hornet.

He's not that funny of a guy. He's a marginal supported actor, ala the 40 Year Old Virgin. When he is the lead, he doesn't act, he just is himself. And he's not funny.

Why do people like him so much?

Worst. Casting. Ever.

Rogan couldn't look "dapper" unless he was wearing a duck suit. Oh no wait ... then he'd look "daffy." So, Rogan can't look dapper under any circumstances.

@4
Sorry, I meant Green Hornet. I know of the Lantern and he just popped into my head.

why is Jiggly McFatFat playing some kind of superhero thing? what happened to getting ripped hot guys in shitty superhero roles? what woman is gonna eye sex this guy? no one .... not even the gays -they don't like fatties, either.

@14

I know for a fact, a FACT, that gays like fatties, SOMETIMES. Especially when they're rich, like Rogen. Wait no that's women. Yeah, gays don't like fatties.

awwwww come on white people to play as kato. i mean if it wasnt bad enough making Goku white but now kato to. ASians arent good enough for ya. bruce lee hates yu

@16-
i think kato is played by some dude from taiwan. dont think chou is a white mans name. although jay is.
but if it makes you happy he also goes by
Chieh Lun Chou | Chieh-lun Chou | Jay Chow | Lit-Lun Chow | Chou Kit Lun | Chow Kit Lun | Jay Chou Kit Lun | Zhou Jie Lun | Jie Lun Zhou


on another note, i cant wait to see the trailers where seth is in costume doing his dumb ass stoner laugh.

f cking stoopid! This movie will suck because Rogen is in it. He's a f cking superhero now? GTFO!

He sucks.
His movies suck.
And did i mention, this sucks?

file this under: Who gives a shit?

Why is everybody so butt hurt about this? If you don't think Rogan is funny, then don't go see the movie. Let's not act like any of us here is talented or funny enough to write or act in movies.

hollywood insider, funnily enough the back story for the green hornet is that his alter ego is actually a descendent of the lone ranger, so in a way you're kind of right?

I cant wait to see Rogen play something outside of his comfort level. If it sucks then who cares, just a movie and you can forget about it. But I for one am excited. Might be the only one from the looks of this board. haha

I don’t like Seth Rogen, I don’t think he can act, he is loud and obnoxious and anyone can play a stoner. He is a narcissist and an ass. He really can not act; his popularity is from the stoner characters he has played in the past, he rants of recent show just how much he thinks he is better than he really is. I predict this movie will be a flop Seth was and is the wrong choice for this roll. His age has made it ridiculous for him to keep the stoner character seem real.

Ya'll keep this bitching up, and they're going to cast Jack "I'm So Glad Farley Bit It" Black as the next Batman!!
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Wait what? Whattayamean it's "not" supposed to be a Comedy?! Goddammitt!

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