Nice try, Sylvester Stallone. I'm sure you'd like us all to believe this promotional trailer is for an actual movie that you're supposedly making. But I know a viral video that compiles every clichéd '80s action movie scene ever made into a fake trailer when I see one, and this has to be that:
[Removed due to threats from Lionsgate.]
You almost had me until all the diving-from-explosions shots. Also, at least one of those actors must be dead by now.
(Thanks to: Carl!)
Yeah, yeah, fine, you've got a ton of great and once-great action stars. But can I get a closer look at Bruce Willis's face there?
I think they might be trying to sell me someone's (admittedly detailed) Bruce Willis portrait tattoo as a photo. Tell me the truth, guys. Am I s... / Continue →
It gets tedious covering every piece of casting news--there's only so much you can say when Kate Hudson joins another romantic comedy--and thus I often overlook it. Generally it isn't a big deal, but in the case of my ignoring casting on Sylvester Stallone's upcoming action/adv... / Continue →
Stallone, Statham, Li, Rourke, Lundgren, "Stone Cold", Couture, Schwarzenegger, and Willis, all in one film. It's like Love Actually, but with guns and testosterone! And hopefully still with a Mariah Carey song-driven climax.... / Continue →