'Expendables' Trailer: I Refuse To Believe This Is Real
Nice try, Sylvester Stallone. I'm sure you'd like us all to believe this promotional trailer is for an actual movie that you're supposedly making. But I know a viral video that compiles every clichéd '80s action movie scene ever made into a fake trailer when I see one, and this has to be that:
[Removed due to threats from Lionsgate.]
You almost had me until all the diving-from-explosions shots. Also, at least one of those actors must be dead by now.
(Thanks to: Carl!)
Yeah, yeah, fine, you've got a ton of great and once-great action stars. But can I get a closer look at Bruce Willis's face there?
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