Oct 16 2009Actual 'Spy Next Door' Poster Marks End of Spoof Movie Posters
Where else could you go from this point? There's no combination of elements that would be more ridiculous than this title, Jackie Chan equipped with grappling hook and laser pointer, the tagline "spying is easy, babysitting is hard," children, a pig, and the names Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. What could you do to make that more ridiculous? Add a dog? There's already a small pig! And it's probably voiced by either Billy Ray Cyrus or George Lopez! Absurd.
Sorry, professional spoof movie makers (that's a profession): you've just been driven out of business by actual movie makers.
'The Spy Next Door' Poster Premier [Cinematical]
Reader Comments
1. Kiaya - October 16, 2009 6:17 PM
Oh, I just noticed 'babysitting is hard' in the corner there.. I was about to say it should be called "Me and my Chinese dad"
2. che-che - October 16, 2009 6:42 PM
this is a look into the future, where communist china is in every american house hold raising your kids. killing the american way of life.
3. PB&J - October 16, 2009 7:02 PM
All it needs now is "Executive Producer, Director, & Director of Photography, Robert Rodriguez." That and it is missing the big "IN 3D!" tag.
4. kyle - October 16, 2009 7:19 PM
its the Pacifier 2, just replace Jackie Chan with Vin Diesel and the pig with a duck
5. SeePeeWee - October 16, 2009 7:29 PM
Wow, what a crappy poster. Makes the movie look like it's a crappy musical filled with dance numbers and showtunes....and a pig.
Jazz hands!
6. ZipperJam - October 16, 2009 7:34 PM
So, I guess Billy Ray and George Lopez are in the house having a bath together?
7. PorkyPig - October 16, 2009 7:38 PM
That's not Jackie Chan, that's a photoshopped Pat Morita. Jackie Chan does the voice for the pig....the true star of the film.
8. USFDA - October 16, 2009 7:40 PM
I guess they are hoping 'bacon' makes everything better. I dunno if that will hold true for this turkey.
9. fkfkfy - October 16, 2009 8:54 PM
I think with a little more focus testing they would have nailed it. All it needed was a baby wearing sunglasses while riding a skateboard.
10. Dave - October 16, 2009 9:28 PM
Man, I dunno if Jackie Chan was in a horrible accident recently or they just did a terrible job photoshopping this picture together, cause his left hand looks MESSED UP!
11. James Alby - October 17, 2009 12:28 AM
Wait until you see the trailer. I saw it when I went to the midnight premiere for Where the Wild Things Are(
12. Mungo - October 17, 2009 7:20 AM
Whats going on with his leg? Is he showing us his shoe?
Nice shoe.
13. Adam Kent - October 17, 2009 10:12 AM
His left leg is terrifying.
Photoshop did have a valid purpose once, right?
14. Adam Kent - October 17, 2009 10:13 AM
Wait, I meant his right leg. Although it's not really his leg, right, so it's fairly immaterial.
15. Raven Leader - October 18, 2009 7:22 PM
So......this is The Pacifier 2........they just switched out Jackie Chan for Vin Diesel?
16. Delgo - October 18, 2009 8:58 PM
would rather watch movie about Balloon Boy™
17. Bowie - October 18, 2009 10:58 PM
Haha, I truly thought this was BS, but of course to my horror, this is real.
18. nikom - October 19, 2009 4:19 AM
I don´t like jackie chan.
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19. potato_owl - October 19, 2009 8:28 AM
God, this is bad. The girl on the left knows how bad it is, look at her mock suprise face.
Why do they need 3 heilcopters?
20. JACKIE CHARN - October 19, 2009 11:21 AM
JACKIE CHAN YOU SUCK
21. David - October 19, 2009 12:17 PM
Wait... didn't Vin Diesel already star in this movie?
Except then, it was called "The Babysitter" And the pig was a duck.
22. Pedro - October 19, 2009 9:01 PM
@21 He's better then you RETARD
@22 No, that was called The Pacifier... maybe it was called The Babysitter in America, I live in Australia :)
23. Anon - October 20, 2009 1:13 AM
@24. No. Jackie chan has earned the right to carry a movie and not be forced to play second fiddle to a bunch white kids trying to be 3 ninjas. Listen Hollywood, we know Jackie, you won't alienate us by making him a lead in his own goddamn movie. How a man so respected in his own country will lower himself to making these types of movies is unexplainable. I guess the only way he can have a all asian cast is if they're cartoons a la The Jackie Chan Adventures.
24. Bruce Lee - October 20, 2009 11:55 AM
JACKIE YOU SELLOUT GO BACK TO DRUNKEN MONKEY FIST
25. Pork Fried Rice - October 20, 2009 11:59 AM
Wait a sec...a live pig and an AZN in the same room together. This will not go so well for the pig.