Oct 27 200950 Cent Should Really Stick To Selling Vitamin Water and Body Spray

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Or even rapping and acting. Anything but directing things like this:

I'd like to make fun of it more, but I can't tell what anyone said enough to mock it. All I can figure out is that 50 Cent appears to have directed The Wire B-roll loosely tied together with inaudible muttering.

(via AV Club)

Reader Comments

WANKSTER!!!!

This is going to be way better than Scorsese's directorial debut "Mean Streets". I just have a feeling this is the beginning of a film genius.

The foreboding music that played throughout made any ill feelings I had about this completely vanish, for the most part. Because it was good.

Royaltee - Are you serious, can you please hop off his nuts for a second and keep it real. This is freaking horrible. Its one thing to be a fan but to sweat everything he does because its him is nut hugging at its finest.

Spielberg + Scott + Cameron + Scorsese + Richie + Disney = Fiddy. Awesome, can't wait. I hope there's some form of animated woodland creature as a trash talking side kick. And they rap at some point. Yes please.

wowee!

@Suganuts: settle down there guy. you've never heard of sarcasm?

Awful.
But better than "Thirty Something"

Mean Streets wasn't Scorsese's first flick.

wow... i didn't get ANYTHING from that trailer... except for that overbearing beat that i now have stuck in my head ( you'd think they'd turn it down to at least hear what the people were saying)

This shit is dumb....Im taking up film school in a year and when people with money deciede they want to be directors is how the industry gets harder and harder to get in to. I mean what exactly does he know about being a director...Probably jack shit but since its CURTIS he can do what he feels......Everything 50 does is garbage post- Get rich or die tryin

The quality of this movie leaves something to be desired. Just because it has a famous rapper starring in it all of his white trash followers are going to flock to see it in order to "understand their idol better". Kind of like Eminem and 8th mile.

@royaltee #2

what are you high on? can i buy some?

i don't know why everyone's getting in such a tizzy about this movie. it comes free with the new cd. price of admission seems pretty reasonable.

I'm gonna reserve judgement on this one, unless he also directed the preview.
Most likely it will be a fucking awesome ten minute film, but it will loop for 120 mins....

..also "kingoyomoms" film school is for talentless hacks.

This would make a great double feature with "the room".
Best scene: 0:33-0:36. I really hope that scene is extended and fleshed out in the film.

Well, Spike Jonze started out as a BMX biker and went into filmmaking on a whim, so ya never know. Then again, Spike Jonze isn't a huge asshole with ego oozing out his ears.

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