Sep 10 2009'Takers' Poster, Or Possibly Still From 'Takers' Hip Hop Video
Rat Pack '09, everyone! And just in time for Halloween. Dibs on being Smug Turd Skywalker. You can be Paul Walker wearing a turtleneck under a dress shirt.
The Poster for Takers [Coming Soon]

Reader Comments
1. mike - September 10, 2009 12:39 PM
now this just looks ridiculous. and i didn't even realize chris brown was able to get work these days. maybe his character will have a fight scene? BAM rosted.
p.s. if you stare at paul walkers head for too long, it begins to float off to the right.
2. AustinJames - September 10, 2009 12:40 PM
whats with the photo chop?
3. spidervillainy - September 10, 2009 12:42 PM
ITS A TRAP!
That is so fake . Almost everybodys head is shopped.
4. practicecactus - September 10, 2009 12:53 PM
Looks like they just took some promo shots from an al pacino movie and photoshopped someheads onto it and made the HUE blue.
Photoshop doesn't make your light source any less weird looking and vague.
5. Sithlord - September 10, 2009 1:21 PM
lol...Chris Brown's making an imaginary gun with his fingers.
he's nuttier than squirrel turds
6. Cassie - September 10, 2009 1:41 PM
Thank god someone pointed out the photoshop, I'm not an expert but the day you're a graphic designer for a movie studio you should maybe know what you're doing. But that's just my opinion.
7. Kiaya - September 10, 2009 1:50 PM
Who's that white man in the middle there?
8. Kiaya - September 10, 2009 1:51 PM
..oh god there's two of them!!
9. rockosolido - September 10, 2009 1:56 PM
Wow...adventures in awful casting.
10. zip - September 10, 2009 1:56 PM
Seriously, this looks like a fan-designed poster. So bad.
11. jonathan - September 10, 2009 3:16 PM
the white dude on the left doesn't have a neck. it's just clothes and floating head! and his hands are bigger than his face.
12. Erica - September 10, 2009 3:39 PM
My grandma can do a better photoshopped cover than this. Or is this some joke Im not in on?
13. mike - September 10, 2009 3:43 PM
lol @ 11
...and her hands were as big as andre the giants...
14. c45j - September 10, 2009 8:33 PM
is it really that difficult to get people together for a photo shoot?
15. yep - September 10, 2009 8:37 PM
Wow, that is the worst Photoshopping I think I've seen in 14 years.
16. Whoever - September 10, 2009 10:16 PM
I totally thought this was completely fake, except there is now a trailer...I can't believe they actually let something this bad out.
17. eric - September 10, 2009 10:16 PM
This looks like the photo that Michael Scott photoshopped in The Office after he couldn't get the perfect picture with his coworkers.
"I'm kind of an expert at photoshop"
18. bombscribe - September 11, 2009 1:22 AM
Dude. They didn't even try to do a decent photo shop job on this. They're each lit from completely different angles. This reminds me of that awful photoshop job microsoft got sh*t for recently.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/25/microsoft-sucks-at-photoshop/
19. ElectricBaloo - September 11, 2009 4:32 AM
I'm 100% sure that the entire cast of this film would be displeased to learn that the term "Takers" in Britain refers more to one half of a homosexual relationship than it does to 'kinda cool thieves'.
20. ElectricBaloo - September 11, 2009 4:32 AM
Not least because, if anything, they all look more like "Givers".
21. NVG - September 11, 2009 7:57 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
ROFLOMHAHAHAHAHG!!!
This is the most hilarious movie poster ever made, bar none!
It tries so hard to look serious, it's funny.
22. Morley - September 11, 2009 9:51 AM
Stringer Bell shouldn't have to go through this crap, he's just about to go legit.
23. Vitero - September 14, 2009 1:33 AM
-white guy on the left, lit from front-left and back-right
-middle white guy, lit only from front-left
-front black guy: back-left and front-right, total opposite of the other two
24. steve - September 14, 2009 6:23 AM
Paul Walkers head... worst photoshop I've seen!
25. Switcher - September 21, 2009 4:11 PM
Photoshop disaster. Period.