Looking for a new family film that will teach your child about bestiality and ass jokes? Then this is your guy: The Princess and the Frog.
Judging by this full trailer for the film, it appears Disney's return to cel animation has created some new characters that will stay with you and your children for a lifetime. Most likely in the form of an unusual sexual fetish.
Watching this trailer, in which a frog insists on more and more intense sexual advances from the non-existant royalty of New Orleans, I was pleasantly surprised that the ridiculous Randy Newman parody of Randy Newman music managed to distract me somewhat from the animated ennui... / Continue →
Empire has the trailer to Disney's Bolt, the new typically-saccharine animated film starring the voices of Hannah Montana and Scientology. Please watch it, because I want to know if I'm the only one disappointed when this trailer transitions from the story of a cyborg dog savin... / Continue →
Disney didn't have any luck negotiating any comic book villains from Fox, but when it comes to borrowing the rights to video game foes, the studio couldn't ask for much more than they succeeded in with Wreck-It Ralph. In addition to previously-seen cameos from the likes of gami... / Continue →