Sep 14 2009'New Moon' Trailer: Being a Teenage Girl Torn Between Vampire and Werewolf Boyfriends is Rough
The Twilight saga continues! And now there's a vampire king or something! Which is a bit ridiculous, because it isn't Dracula. If a vampire king is named, it's obviously going to be Dracula. Who's going to run against Dracula in a vampire king election? Get with it, Stephenie Meyer.
Anyway, here's the new New Moon trailer, Twilightiacs.
Argh! Who to choose??? On the one hand, your vampire boyfriend is so mysterious and pale and big-haired, and you love how condescending he is about you not being a vampire. But on the other hand, he did abandon you, and now apparently the only way to see him is to ride a dirt bike or drown, and this werewolf boyfriend seems to care for you quite a bit. Then again, werewolf boyfriend only communicates in phrases about vampire boyfriend not loving you, which makes for some pretty hollow conversations, so it's a bit of a toss-up.
Reader Comments
1. Niara - September 14, 2009 1:09 PM
Thank you!
2. Cinema Obsessed - September 14, 2009 1:19 PM
Holy crap! LOVED IT! It's obviously more exciting to see this trailer when you've read the book...
3. Nathiest - September 14, 2009 1:35 PM
Read the fucking books Bella could give a flying fuck about Jack.
4. HeyHey - September 14, 2009 2:49 PM
woa did you see that?! 0:48 - Vampire Boyfriend is now Ghost Boyfriend!
It all makes sense now!
5. J - September 14, 2009 3:40 PM
It's really sad...but I love werewolves so much that I may actually see this movie just to get some werewolf action. ._. Why couldn't teenage girls read books primarily about werewolves? Why do the parasitic corpses get all the love?
6. Rossco - September 14, 2009 3:46 PM
Somehow this movie's concept is even more retarded than the first. Can't wait to hear Riff Trax rip it apart, though.
7. DarkDeathRay - September 14, 2009 4:02 PM
How am I expected to watch this movie when the theater is full of 13 year old girls going "Squeeeeeee!" the whole time?
8. Thrasher - September 14, 2009 4:06 PM
I don't get how she can fall in love with a thousand year old virgin pedophile stalker.
9. Johnny Lava - September 14, 2009 6:51 PM
lol @8 that's true :D ..but he's trapped at like 17years old technically. right?
10. anon - September 14, 2009 7:22 PM
Twilight still seems as stupid as ever. Sweet colored contacts and slow-motion effects, also... Hahah.
11. JEFF - September 14, 2009 11:48 PM
HOW ABOUT THAT VAMPIRE PRO WRESTLING HUH???
12. babydoll1976 - September 15, 2009 12:03 AM
i don't care if he is a thousand year old virgin pediphile, i'd be to pop his cherry!!!!
13. Eliza - September 15, 2009 5:14 AM
it looks like they changed quite a bit of stuff around
and im not really digging the new "more natural" vampire look they were going for... makes them look waay too fake
but jane looks adorable woohoo for dakota
and im really now looking forward to seeing edward get his ass beat
i dig him in the end
dont get me wrong
by the forth book i loved him
but jake owns my heart
its sick for someone so young to be so gorgeous
theyre both terrible for her
but eh... sometimes girls just love bad boys
:)
14. Bladedemon04 - September 15, 2009 9:54 AM
Seriously? Some of you have to be too young to even be on this site. It's past your bed time, get upstairs so that the grown-ups can talk about real films.
TRUE BLOOD motherfuckers . . .
I challenge every Twi-tard (that's a cunning spin on Twi-Hard (that's a cunning spining on Die Hard and Twilight for the kids) and the word 'retard' for the kids) to watch the first two seasons of True Blood and tell me that Twilight is still good. The world isn't made of fucking roses people and Stephanie Meyer and silly mormon-philosophies totally miss the entire point of A) vampire/werewolves/the supernatural B) books and finally C) LIFE!!! Life is full of suckiness and death and shitness. Stephanie Meyer is just institutionalising the idiotic belief in perfect happiness - and marrying your highschool sweetheart AS SOON as highschool ends because it's morally the right thing to do. Plus you can't have sex til you're married.
WELCOME TO THE 50s ladies and gentlefolk, we're back!!!
15. Kat - September 15, 2009 10:52 AM
@5
D: Me too...
16. Grover - September 15, 2009 2:42 PM
@Bladedemon04
I love how all the True Blood fanatics think randomly throwing sex and violence into True Blood makes it any less boring. Seriously, I tried to watch that show for half a season and just couldn't take how incredibly dull it was. I also couldn't stand to hear Bill say Sookie's name in the horrible accent anymore.
17. shakeitout - September 15, 2009 9:27 PM
umm, agreed, grover. that show sucks.
18. Bladedemon04 - September 16, 2009 6:21 AM
The mythocentric point of the vampire story is SEX AND VIOLENCE. If you don't like True Blood, grando, it's allowed but don't give out about the sex and the violence - that's the only thing that HAS to be in a vampire story. All the way from Irish Red Caps to Greek Lamia, from Byron to Bram Stoker, the whole point is to explore the human fascination with sex and/or violence (and sometimes lesbianism).
Twilight isn't about vampires. It's about some weird stone monster who likes to drink blood, with an emo fetish who becomes redeemed by embracing a mormon-styled ethos.
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20. satakshi - September 18, 2009 9:17 AM
it was reallyy awesome , edwards as well as robert are sooo sweet , can catch all the attraction , one really will loose senses , robert got brillant
21. mike11 - September 20, 2009 10:00 PM
fuuuucking twitards! can't wait for this slew of garbage to wither away and die...
22. chiqui13 - September 21, 2009 11:46 AM
Jacon, Oh Jacob, since bella doesn't digg you, go out with me instead......lol......really loved those and his transformation was just great...he's so not noticeable in twilight, but here, definitely HOT HOT HOT.....
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23. Frank Lucas' Bitch - September 23, 2009 10:27 PM
Wow, that was just fucking retarded. I almost vomitted. Twice.
I feel the worst for Michael Sheen. It must really suck to have gone from a fucking badass Lycan in a far more superior vampire movies Underworld (very good and badass but alas not perfect) to this piece of crap. I guess he needs to pay his bills. Pity.
Anyway, stupid Twi-retards should get off this board, it's past your bedtime.
24. lollicakes - September 24, 2009 8:38 PM
LOL @ all the girlies commenting with "Edward go out with me instead" or "Jake has my heart."
Get a life.