Haven't you always wanted to live the life of a Powerade commercial? Everyone has! That's why, in the future, we'll probably live through surrogate, robot bodies that can mountain climb, skydive, and have Craig Kilborn's hair better than any human (besides Craig Kilborn). But what if someone figures out how to MURDER the real humans behind the surrogates??? That's a Bruce Willis movie is what:
It makes no sense Heidi Klum isn't in this. She should be playing all the women.
If Bruce Willis lived in a future where humans experience their lives by proxy through surrogates--androids that let you become "anyone you want to be"--who would Bruce Willis choose to be?
a. Brad Pitt.
b. Christian Bale.
c. Ashton Kutcher.
d. Himself with Craig Kilborn's ... / Continue →
Yeah, so, it's another one of those: a trailer for a trailer, this time for Brick director Rian Johnson's sci-fi actioner, Looper. But in this case, there may actually be some utility to having a preview of a preview, as stupid as it sounds to even say that. Introduced by Johns... / Continue →
As announced by the above poster and the below video of a disinterested Bruce Willis muttering a quiet "yippee ki-yay" to just the airport in general, John McClane is back, and he's going to Moscow! And this time, his kids are getting on the action: his son is shooting dudes, t... / Continue →