Sep 29 2009Method Discovered To Make 'Marmaduke' Movie Worse

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Christ, the dogs are going to talk, too?

To date, only Judy Greer had been mentioned to play Debbie Winslow in the movie, while Lee Pace from "Pushing Daisies" is playing Phil Winslow, but a small throwaway piece in Variety about Anjelah Johnson joining the cast, mentioned some of the voice cast and with a little more searching around, we found a very long list of those involved with providing voices for various animated characters in the movie, none of whom we know anything about except for their names:

Amanda Seyfried voices "Mazie," Jeremy Piven is "Bosco," Ron Perlman plays "Chupadogra," Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka "McLovin") is "Guiseppe," while Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson is "Jezebel." Steve Coogan voices "Raisin," George Lopez is "Carlos" and Damon Wayans Jr. provides the voice for "Thunder."

AND Fergie is a voice? Does this mean there's also an auto-tuned dog? You would think any attempt at a Marmaduke movie would start at the bottom of dignity's well, but it turns out there was a little lower to drop.

Though, I have to admit, back in the '80s, Fergie was pretty good at playing the victim of clown murder:

Maybe she can turn this around after all.

Most of the Voice Cast Set for Marmaduke [Coming Soon]

Reader Comments

WTF?

Chupadogra! He was my favorite character from Marmaduke!

I always liked the blatantly racist one, "Carlos." Thank god they got G Lo to play him, I was worried they wouldn't get someone to do a stereotypical Mexican accent!

Fergie also did the voice to Sally Brown back during the animated Peanuts cartoon for two of their episodes.

@2 wait you actually enjoy marmaduke?

I bet you like sally forth too...

This is why humanity is doomed. DOOOMED!!

@6

I think 2's joke was that there are not character names in Marmaduke. It's supposed to be funny. Get it? No? Okay, I guess that's ACTUALLY why humanity is doomed. Because some people are too dumb to understand sarcasm.

I'm glad to see Marmaduke is getting the quality of film adaptation it deserves.

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