Sep 16 2009Jessica Biel Adding Broad-Shouldered Babe Element to 'A-Team'
The A-Team has added that attractive older girl from 7th Heaven to its cast, says Variety:
Jessica Biel and Sharlto Copley ("District 9") are in final talks for Fox's "A-Team," opposite Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson.Copley will portray helicopter pilot Capt. "Howling Mad" Murdock, a role originated by Dwight Schultz in the original series. Biel's set to play the ex-love of Cooper's character "Faceman," the general pursuing the team.
Jessica Biel is playing a general? I suppose I can see that. They do make military camouflage bikinis, right?
Reader Comments
1. Bubba Bazooka - September 16, 2009 3:18 PM
Do you even read your own comments? She plays the girlfriend of the general. Time to put down the coke mirror, and pick up... um... the thinker machine.
2. Brandon - September 16, 2009 3:33 PM
@Bubba Bazooka
Faceman is not the general pursuing the team. He's on the team. His ex-girlfriend is the general pursuing them. Jessica Biel is playing that girlfriend. Do the math.
3. meh - September 16, 2009 3:35 PM
Dear sir, I don't care much for this article, but I must commend you on your choice of image.
Regards.
meh.
4. Erica - September 16, 2009 3:36 PM
Sharlto Copley is in this too? He'll be big for sure.
5. killerabbit - September 16, 2009 4:37 PM
Cannot wait.
6. Morley - September 16, 2009 6:54 PM
Her character's name is "Faceman"? Why not just name her "Thingpart"?
7. Morley - September 16, 2009 6:55 PM
Ok, I misread that. Why not just name *him* "Thingpart."
8. Nathiest - September 16, 2009 7:49 PM
EDIT THIS QUICK! Before people here start to think that you're a fucking dumb ass. Face is not the General dip shit.
9. Nathiest - September 16, 2009 7:51 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0070767/
fucking idiot.
10. Courageous - September 17, 2009 6:51 AM
Wow, and you people say Megan Fox is stupid... Bradley Cooper plays Faceman. Jessica Biel will play his ex-gf, who is also the Gneral chasing the team. Is that better??? Two words: Mo Rons!
11. Hudson - September 17, 2009 7:42 AM
Or, its added that attractive coke slut from Rules of Attraction. Either way.
12. PHD master of english writing - September 23, 2009 2:32 PM
I guess that the correct way to write that should be "Copley will portray helicopter pilot Capt. "Howling Mad" Murdock, a role originated by Dwight Schultz in the original series. Biel's set to be eye candy"
13. Files Search - December 23, 2009 2:50 AM
Why is this woman famous? She's had a largish role in some really shitty movies, and a small role in a good one. She is not attractive and it seems her only real asset is a decent behind. Not great, but decent. Good to know that her movie roles are heading straight to the bottom of the barrel...'A-Team' Keep giving those blowjobs Jessica...whatever works!