Sep 2 2009'Iron Man 2' in THREE DIMENSIONS???
For his second Iron Man film, Jon Favreau could be taking things to the next level! That level being the level of visual depth. According to AICN, 3-D decision-makers at Paramount and Marvel/Disney are reviewing a minute of Iron Man 2 3-D test footage to determine if Scarlett Johansson's breasts erupting from the screen warrants converting the entire film to the gimmicky format.
Something else you executives should weigh into you decision: if you make Iron Man 2 in 3-D, that totally blows your shot at using the Iron Man 3-D 3rd film/3rd dimension naming structure. Someone needs to uphold the grand traditions of Spy Kids 3-D and Jaws 3-D.
Reader Comments
1. Super Jay - September 2, 2009 12:21 PM
dear gawd, who wants to see another bad 3D movie? I for one am tired of seeing things pop up in front up my face... unless it's Captain Nemo.
2. Cinema Obsessed - September 2, 2009 12:23 PM
We're so tired of the 3D phenomenon... it's no fun to sit there with those stupid glasses on your face.
3. ans - September 2, 2009 12:26 PM
3d effects are gimmicky bullshit
4. Barking Bud - September 2, 2009 12:54 PM
Hmmmmm "erupting breasts" *droooool*
5. Benito - September 2, 2009 12:58 PM
IN 3DEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
6. Hal - September 2, 2009 1:46 PM
Scarlett's voluptuous, smooth, milky, supple, enourmous rack in 3DD will be just barely enough to compensate FOR THE FUCKING HEART STOPPING TERROR AUDIENCES WILL FEEL WHEN THEY SEE MICKEY ROURKE'S FUCKING FACE IN 3-D ON A GIANT GOD-DAMN SCREEN. I'm not sure the unabashed joys of the former are worth the psychological damages of the latter.
7. HeyHey - September 2, 2009 2:42 PM
I actually like 3d stuff.. well, not in regular theaters, but in imax it's bitchen
eww.. giant Mickey Rourke head..
8. J-Red - September 2, 2009 3:23 PM
There are two ways to use 3D in a movie: gimmicky throw things in your face, like MY Bloody Valentine 3D (although I only saw the trailers). I call this the FAIL method. The other method, which is far more worthwhile but doesn't really add a whole lot to the film, is to simply increase the depth perception. Battle for Terra and Up used this technique, which made it look cool but didn't have the gimmicky feel to it. That being said, PLEASE NO 3D IN IRON MAN 2!!!!!!!!
9. Chyldprodigy - September 2, 2009 4:18 PM
You are all crazy! Iron Man 3D would be awesome, especially with Whiplash as the villian. Not to mention flying around and so forth. Anyway, if you don't like 3D you can watch the 2D version so I don't know why anyone would really be complaining here.
10. Sailor Crumpit - September 3, 2009 5:12 AM
only the Mickey Rourke scenes will be in 3D.
11. Jim Kutsko - September 3, 2009 3:35 PM
Don't forget Friday the 13th Part 3 in 3-D!
12. Shenron - September 4, 2009 12:22 PM
FUCK YOU!!!
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD! FUCK YOU!!!!!!