Sep 28 2009Ignore This If You Don't Want to See a Human Centipede

ewww

*fap fap fap fap*

You never go ass-to-mouth

I'm oddly looking forward to this.

The filmmaker must be sick in some way. No joke... there's a mental illness involved in coming up with this...

Wow. What an unnerving, disgusting premise.

I will see this ASAP.

Youre assuming that someone actually came up with the concept on their own and not during a drunken game of mad libs. I mean, really, do they even make non-80's-toy-line movies that don't involve drunken mad libs or darts at this point? (Maybe the occasional skeet shooting.)

Well, if this is how the future is going to be, then I CALL FRONT!

@5 - Completely agree.

reminds me of an idea of mine: imagine you got a tiny midget attached on you shoulder and he is fucking you face every hour...E-V-E-R-Y hour for the nxt 5 years. anyone likes to bought the rights for that idea? would make a great sitcom!

Human Centipede? i just met her!

HORF

agree with those here who say that the director is sick.. and let me add that anyone who will willingly see this film has some king of sickness or perversion in him.. there are millions of people who practice mental self-stimulation imagining doing stuff like this to other people, but only a handful crosses the line separating thoughts from actions, and we call them serial killers or maniacs, and put them in jail or to death when given a chance.. but i guess this is just the tip of the iceberg..

this is truly disturbing...

@13

Well, someone's a little tight.

This is sick! I regret watching the clip.

@13 - really? Oh f.ucking please. You must be one of those "People do what the media tells them, and that's why kids shoot people after they play Grand Theft Auto" people...I'm sorry. It must be sad tio be that f.ucking judgemental.

Yeah, watching some chick eat a dude's s.hit isn't my cup of tea either, I wouldn't call the director a serial killer. Although I am interested in seeing how long one piece takes to get to the end....

@17 "Although I am interested in seeing how long one piece takes to get to the end...."

Exactly.

see? there's an audience to my "brilliant, but alienating" rape story.

hahaha so that chick woke up with her face stitched to a guys ass? I'm sorry but this falls into the realm of comedy, not horror.

It would suck to be the very last person added to the chain (think of all the recycled shit you'd have to eat). You see what happens when camera equipment gets cheaper and cheaper? Seeing this makes me want to break every camera on the planet.

@13

This has nothing on The Power 5 and 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Plus there are some people that would say that who ever directed Transformer 2 is possibly suffering from some kind of mental illness, and that the movie he created is sick.

#17: Your curse-filled rant only helps to prove the point you are trying to refute. While I agree that violent video games do not make kids violent, there are different degrees of perversion out there, ranging from "video games where you shoot someone and pixilated blood comes out" to "production of live-action torture-porn film where your sickest fantasies - unimaginable to the sane mind - are put to the screen." There has to be line drawn someplace, and this... production almost certainly crosses it. I normally advocate the right to free speech in all things... but this... every copy of it should be burned.

Well...surgically attached or not...I'd be tearing my face from there...ewwww

I want to see this with the same sick fascination that caused me to see "Teeth"

#23: "I normally advocate the right to free speech in all things... but this... every copy of it should be burned."
Who are you to judge what should and should not be seen?

Jimbo at #8 wins this thread hands down.

#25 ooo how was that? it seems a lot of people rent it (worked for blockbuster online) anyway this guy didn't seem to think this through i mean wouldn't you just remove the heads of the other bodies that aren't the front and then just connect the ass to the neck since the other parts wouldn't really need a brain would they? oh wait i guess that would be more spinal cords and nerves to connect... but still why not remove their voice box since she obviously is still screaming but into someone elses ass.

@6 - Ahahaha, well put. I'm with you there. I love disgusting horror movies.

I haven't watched the clip... I don't want to watch it.... I don't want to watch it and I won't... I won't watch it... It's fucking sick I cannot and will not watch this clip...aaauugghhh!!... ok, ok I'm going to watch it.. -> Awe fuck man! fuck why did I watch that? awe fuck, that was just fucked up! I'm so glad that I had the sound turned off.

folks, i never said this movie should be banned or its copies - destroyed.. free spech is free speech...when there is no victim - there is no crime.. i am just telling you what i think about those who dreams up, makes and watches stuff like that.. @17 - ask yourself , why do you want to see "how long one piece takes to get to the end" ? can you describe how you feel when you watch that ?

this movies' worst part in not the physical aspect, but emotional... it is based on possibly the worst form of humiliation and desperation any human being can be driven to.. and it clearly doesn't end well for the victims.. again, what kind of thoughts go through the head of someone who enjoys watching this ?

dig into you psyche, try to answer these questions for yourself.. but beware of things you might find..

you call this sick. I wish some would make a film about Dr. Danco from Dexter. Imagine to have your limbs surgically and painlessly cut off... one by one... joint to joint, then your genitals, then your lips, teeth, tounge, ears, hair.... all done in a span of weeks, done in front of a mirror so you can see your self being destroyed... then take out the eyeballs, eardrums, then paralyze you.

Uh yeah. I think it would stop at the second girl because she'll choke on her vomit because it has no where else to go.

Theres someone eating her booty.

Fun fact about this flick is in real life these are real chicks going ass to mouth for the scene. Makes you wonder.... girl Why did you not just do porno? You'd make more money.

32, you are right. This premise is stupid.

@23

"I normally advocate the right to free speech in all things... but this... every copy of it should be burned."

Hmm. That's a slippery slope.

Yes, clearly burning this movie, will ultimately stop the production of films like it. Prohibition only creates a black market. By eliminating this film and similar ones, you only force the medium underground and create a larger demand for it.

To those opposed to the film, the biggest impact you can have is not watching it. But censoring any medium, is oppressive, and as history has proven time and time again, has achieved nothing.

sick. sick. sick. disgusting. and oddly interesting... what a concept. it was bound to happen eventually.

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you think that is disgusting? check out this...

http://www.crispytees.com/

It's not fare to be first. They sound form a ring some how.

@38: Jeremy,

we don't take kindly to brutefags around here...

@39: Fùck off, spammer.

@21

im sure the people who invented the video camera didnt have this in mind.

err when i saw the title i thought of people surgically stitched together... but not like this... this is gross and well disgusting. people who like to eat and rub sh*t all over themselves probably would enjoy this though...stand outside the door to this movie and see what kind of people go in...those are the creepers...

ive seen all kinds of torture horror films, but this trailer alone is more sick than all of them combined.

Free speech was and is meant to protect politically unpopular ideas, this is a perversion of everything the first amendment was created to protect. Do you want you kids watching this, would you sit in a room with your mother and watch it? If you ever wanted to know what evil looks like there it is, this movie should have never been made. Ask your self whether seeing this film will leave you better off than when you started, isn't there something better you could do with your time than watch this?

... the funny part is this is apparently a black comedy.

ok, this stuff is uber-sick, and anyone who doesn't think so is sick as well, end of discussion, period.

@32 & 36

Well I suppose he could put a tube from ass to mouth that would go right to the stomach thereby bypassing the gag reflex / reverse peristalsis. So I'd say it's feasible. What about the peeing tho? Is that covered? Also, how much nutrition is left in the poo? I'd bet the the max length is determined by that. Maybe if you removed parts of the intestine so the food wasn't fully digested by the ones in the front. Of course the amount of food that this human-centipede would need is quite large...

what?

what?

I like horror movies but this looks disgusting , plain old sick!
how ever wrote this story is wacked

@17
media does affect ppl.
outside stimulus affects you.
you are stupid if you think all americans have american accents by chance.
its called influence.

#47, you uh... you sure thought this through haven't you...

Anyways, this movie may be sick, but is it that much disturbing than alot of other sick horror films nowadays that millions of people just can' t get enough of? (The perpetual SAW series comes to mind...)

That clip may have disturbed the **** out of me... buuuuuuut, I'll probably end up watching it anyways... Damn my possessive curiosity!

This is just plane sick out the ass.
I cant believe anyone would make this shit happen.
Apparently someone is stupid enough to make it.
Well i say fuck this and i will be the first one not to see this!!!!
And i think if people are dumb enough to make this kind of stuff
they are really insane and have something wrong with their minds.

Thats just me getting it off my mind!! But thats pretty bad.

What I want to watch is the pitch meeting that led to this being greenlit. I just have trouble imagining how people sane and business savvy enough to climb the corporate latter and attain producer jobs could be this divorced from all sense of decency. How could they think this was a good idea?

the funny part is this is apparently a black comedy.

:fap fap fap fap:

@52

Um. I think it's actually impossible to be the first one to NOT do something. Unless you were the first human ever not to do it, which would imply that said option pre-dated the human race.

Anyway... what's the sequel? I'm thinking human spider?

This is the cultural nadir of the millennium. Possibly of all time. Anyone--and I mean anyone--that goes to see this by choice should seek the help of a counselor or psychiatrist. If you go see this, you might possibly have no redeeming qualities as a human being. If you think you do, that is just the voice(s) in your head telling you that you're normal so it can surface one day when it's ready to find a victim to abuse/torture/rape/mutilate. Please. Take yourself out. Pronto.

very tongue in cheek

Really? This is not even a horror movie, Its more fettish, bizzare and wierd.

http://www.ilovethefishes.com/

Ill pass on this crazy ass movie right here,

www.ilovethefishes.com

Soo gross. I can't believe how so many people are ok with this. Imagine someone watching that clip a 100 years ago. They would freak out.

This is really a case "Who funded this?". There had to have been NUMEROUS people who started off with "So what's your movie about?..." and ended with "Get the hell outta' my office! Security!!". Who was the Nobel winning, NASA\MENSA co-chair that said "Hey! That sounds like a slice of fried gold right there.... Hold on.... Let me sign these papers green lighting ANOTHER Insane Clown Posse album and we'll talk turkey...." ~FTL~

I won't see this, because it looks stupid. Dumb people make dumb movies that dumb people see.

BUT

What happens when the back ends of the centipede puke? Because that's what is going to happen. EVERY TIME. All come out her nose? Man, I'm grosser that the stupid movie.

#8's comment was still the funniest thing in this thread.

Personally, I have yet to be disgusted and disturbed by any new movie coming out, or has recently come out. This is just what I need. Thanks, sick filmmakers!

Let me pose this theory:

What if the deranged sociopath that created this ipecac-soaked nightmare did it as an experiment, to study the reactions of different demographics? 2 Girls 1 Cup was vile and traumatizing, yet somehow it was still popular. So of course there will be a demographic that appeals to this movie, and now these bastards are trying to smoke them out.

who comes up with this shit?? thats fucked up how disturbing but i guess thats the point

this shit is fucking naaaaaaaaasty!!!

http://tinyurl.com/gorecunt

It's funny how many people are bothered by this.

A few fresh perspectives about the premise:

- What if the person in the front position of the centipede was a huge fat dude.. and they fed him low quality Mexican food. The girl would be forced to eat taco diarrhea explosions, mixed with wet farts. What a lovely diet. But if she was starving, maybe she'd gobble it up with tears in her eyes.

- I wonder if there are any 'love' scenes between the guy at the beginning of the centipede, and either of the girls. I'm not sure how it would work logistically, but I'm sure they could make a circle formation.

True fact: You are all stupid, getting into an ethical debate in the comments section of a movie blog.

If there isnt anything good at the theater at the time i'll watch it

Well, I'll be raped... errrrr... I mean damned. That's the most sick thing I've ever seen and I've seen a lot. I wonder if I'll be able to watch this movie to a diner. I guess not... I will be very lucky person if I ever eat anything after this. We will see...

#58
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