Sep 2 2009'Human Centipede': A Movie About Making a Disgusting Human Centipede
This movie sounds like a good one, if you want the rest of your days to be spent in living nightmare where your only language is your mind's constant screaming. The summary for Human Centipede: First Sequence:
Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist, he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…
I suppose it's a "demented vision for mankind's future existence" if you look at it one way, but what if this Dr. Heitner has knowledge of an upcoming giant actual centipede attack? Then we'd probably thank him for giving us a suitable gladiator to compete against this insect threat.
Human Centipede Stills Slither Out [Dread Central] (via reddit)
Reader Comments
1. HeyHey - September 2, 2009 5:15 PM
that's sick!!! It sounds like a mass demonstration of asshattery
2. Daniel - September 2, 2009 5:42 PM
So is the point of attaching their mouths to asses so that the waste travels through them all??
This sounds like something a couple stoned high school students thought up.
Gross.
3. James - September 2, 2009 6:47 PM
That has got to be one of the sickest ideas for a movie I've ever heard.
@Daniel: yeah, that has to be the plan, but as you say, it's retarded. When waste comes out its... waste... the people at the back of the line won't be very nourished. I'm sure there's some sort of idiotic explanation for how the good doctor avoids that, of course. Who would agree to be *in* this movie??
4. fight_racism - September 2, 2009 6:51 PM
wait
wat?
5. John - September 2, 2009 7:02 PM
They should scrape the movie and just make a compilation of clips of the movie being pitched.
6. Zee Brat - September 2, 2009 7:03 PM
John, you're a genius.
That summary and picture just hurt my knees so bad.
7. markonius maximus - September 2, 2009 7:19 PM
@ 2 - Has to be meth. It just has to be.
8. Nathiest - September 2, 2009 10:51 PM
Thanks for the nightmares!
9. dd - September 2, 2009 11:00 PM
The pics on the site don't even look that scary. What is it with these attention whore directors? Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Not very well thought out.
10. JT - September 3, 2009 12:19 AM
Yes, but does any of the film occur under water? IMDB fetishists want to know!
11. Dobbs - September 3, 2009 12:48 AM
This happened to someone I knew in high school.
12. Mikey - September 3, 2009 1:26 AM
I can see the pitch now.
Pitchman: Listen I got this great idea I wanna attach peoples asses to other peoples mouths.
Producer:So its like a sequel to two girls one cup or something.
Pitchman:Yeah but people pay to watch it this time.
Produce:hmm yeah it will work.
Start overly long handshake.
13. Fiona - September 3, 2009 2:55 AM
It's original.
14. Michelle - September 3, 2009 4:46 AM
So the future of man kind is we all have our heads up our asses...seems appropriate.
15. Spikey DaPikey - September 3, 2009 5:45 AM
not got enuff legs !
And yes, sick, sick wrong ikky etc...
16. Cinema Obsessed - September 3, 2009 8:58 AM
This is just a sad attempt to do something sick and twisted and get viewers based solely on shock value.
Sort of like the SAW movies, just not as good... and WAY more disgusting.
Also, how do these actors put this on their resumes?
Actor - "My first major role was as the middle part of a human centipede, with my lips sewn to an anus."
Director - "Classy."
17. rumer willis - September 3, 2009 9:57 AM
Didn't they already have these centipedes in Dune?!?
18. thejamminjabber - September 3, 2009 10:40 AM
I WILL be seeing this @ Fantastic Fest:
http://thejamminjabber.com/2009/07/06/ass-eaters-of-the-world-rejoice/
19. dubba - September 3, 2009 11:41 AM
who has the money to pay for this crap???
what jackhole is laughing to the bank?
and here i have actual entertaining ideas that nobody is making into movies...
no justice in the world
20. Emmy - September 3, 2009 2:45 PM
I beg you: Please don't ever post anything like this again. This is horror-fetish-porn, i wish that photo had never been put into my brain.
21. Takashii - September 3, 2009 6:53 PM
Have you read the review yet? I guess the reviewer likes it with 4 knives.
http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/human-centipede-first-sequence-2009
22. boxerthehorse - September 4, 2009 10:48 AM
this is fucking awesome, thank you for alerting us to this, and no I am not a serial murderer.
23. Nobuddy - September 5, 2009 12:25 PM
Looks like a David Lynch movie.
24. Hybridchemistry - September 9, 2009 1:55 AM
http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/centipede_doll.jpg
Yeah that looks about right.
25. Blubb - September 21, 2009 2:40 PM
So everyone who thinks this is an original idea... did you imagine what happens when one of them has to go to the toilet?! Yeah I think this movie will be soooo great with all the shitting and whatever.
One word: Disgusting!
26. dunno - September 28, 2009 2:21 PM
/\ Blubb: Are you describing the point or missing it?
I, dunno
27. Kamran - September 29, 2009 4:09 PM
meh.....shock value is a poor substitute for a good storyline, which i think is an issue many filmakers are running into these days :o(
28. whitney - October 3, 2009 4:54 AM
wow, so umm im pretty disturbeb now, but interested to see wtf this is all about. what sick mind came up wit this concept? i still want to see it...i cnt help myself...