'Did You Hear About the Morgans?' Poster: New York Ends Where Ted Nugent Begins

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Well, looks like I was wrong in my prediction that this high-concept comedy--about a New York power couple who witness a murder and get moved to Wyoming by the Witness Protection Program--would have a poster depicting Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker "recreating American Gothic but holding cell phones and a purse-sized dog while a mafia guy lurks in the background." Somehow they've come up with something even stupider.

Still though, I can't wait for the scene where SJP screams, "My hair!!!" It will be because something from the country got in her hair.