Sep 11 2009Coming To Theaters This Week's End
This weekend in theaters, you have your pick of goggle-eyed dolls, snowy murder, girls gone wild murder, or a Madea, you lucky dog.
Details:
9
Director: Shane Acker
Starring: Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly, Crispin Glover
Good if you want to see: Post-apocalyptic rag dolls; this short, but longer, and now one of the guys sounds like Elijah Wood.
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Director: Tyler Perry
Starring: Taraji P. Henson, Tyler Perry, obviously.
Good if you want to see: thick, thick melodrama, and then, out of nowhere, Madea bein' all sassy; what everyone will be talking about at your Baptist church this Sunday; if someone can do bad unassisted.
Whiteout
Director: Dominic Sena
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, snow
Good if you want to see: MURDER! In ANTARCTICA!
Sorority Row
Director: Stewart Hendler
Starring: Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Old Leia
Good if you want to see: I Know What You Did Last Summer, now with more sorority girls and a tire iron.
Reader Comments
1. White guy - September 11, 2009 3:20 PM
Fuck Madea.
2. Pat - September 11, 2009 3:49 PM
Woot for "9"!
3. Toxic - September 11, 2009 4:18 PM
"9" is also good if you want: major disappointment, uninvolving sory, uninteresting characters, lame "technology is EVIL" lecture, magic science, religious undertones that feel completely out of place, awesome Fallout-meets-Jeunet visuals.
4. John - September 11, 2009 9:16 PM
Ugh. Madea is currently beating out 9 on Rotten Tomatoes %. Even though it is just by a few percent, that has to be proof that critics are complete morons.