
I'm just going to admit to you all right now that I've never seen Boondock Saints. After 20 or so dudes in my freshman dorm explained to me how "fucking awesome" and "totally bad-ass" it was, I became too annoyed and decided I would never see this movie under any circumstances. Likewise, I will never see its sequel, Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. However, I understand you might have a dorm to tell about how bad-ass/disappointing the sequel is, so here's the trailer:
Thanks, all the people who sent this in.
October 30, 2012
Finally, well-to-do old white people are getting their voices heard. Following news of an impending Best Exotic Marigold Hotel sequel, here's another offering to Britain's patron saint of dignified aging, Maggie Smith. Quartet--not to be confused with the upcoming A Late Quarte...
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October 25, 2012
As announced by the above poster and the below video of a disinterested Bruce Willis muttering a quiet "yippee ki-yay" to just the airport in general, John McClane is back, and he's going to Moscow! And this time, his kids are getting on the action: his son is shooting dudes, t...
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May 21, 2012
A belated sequel to Operation Condor, Chinese Zodiac marks Jackie Chan's third time portraying Asian Hawk/Condor--an Indiana Jones-esque treasure hunter who, instead of a whip, uses Jackie Chan appendages and whatever else is around. Like the treasure-hunting adventure genre it...
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