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'Afterschool' Trailer: Watching Prep School Girls Die By Rat Poison Seems Traumatizing

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If Dead Poets Society still has you wishing you'd had the opportunity to enjoy the camaraderie of a prep school (God, I wish I could have stood on my desk and defended Robin Williams the Teacher), here's just the film to make you realize the darker side of prep schools. The side where some girls ingest a mixture of narcotics and rat poison, you end up accidentally taping their death and watching them die in your arms, and then you have to make a memorial video:

Looks pretty good, says my opinion. And if we ever decide to make Matrix: The High School Years, now we know who to get for young Neo.

(Thanks, Brayden.)

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