Aug 24 2009'Vampire's Assistant' Poster Could Use More John C. Reilly
I was going to comment on how this looks like the cover to some ridiculous young adult book, but then I remembered this film is based on some kind of ridiculous young adult book. So, uh, never mind, I guess. Good job helping me so vividly recollect what a Scholastic book order form looks like.
Reader Comments
1. me - August 24, 2009 7:01 PM
FIRST!!!
2. me - August 24, 2009 7:03 PM
SECOND!!!
3. me - August 24, 2009 7:04 PM
THIRD!!!
4. me - August 24, 2009 7:04 PM
FOURTH!!!
5. me - August 24, 2009 7:05 PM
FIFTH!!!
6. me - August 24, 2009 7:05 PM
SIXTH!!!
7. me - August 24, 2009 7:06 PM
SEVENTH!!!
8. me - August 24, 2009 7:07 PM
EIGHTH!!!
9. me - August 24, 2009 7:07 PM
NINTH!!!
10. me - August 24, 2009 7:08 PM
TENTH!!!? Ah screw you guys ... I'm going home ...
11. Intermino - August 24, 2009 9:47 PM
HAHAHAHA! Looks like someone's got some pretty shitty PhotoCHOP skills, look how big his face looks for his head
12. James - August 24, 2009 10:11 PM
@11, agreed. That belongs on Photoshop Disasters.
13. me - August 24, 2009 11:46 PM
THIRTEENTH!!!
14. geekogee - August 25, 2009 7:47 AM
Must See!!!
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15. Fade - August 25, 2009 8:41 AM
I'm waiting for the "'Vampire's Assistant' Poster: Now with more dirt" or "'Vampire's Assistant' Poster: Hear hold a gun" post.
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16. Dash - August 25, 2009 8:47 AM
It looks like they got the layer with his face and went 'Filter', 'Distort', 'Pinch', then dragged the amount way back because nothing is more attractive than a hideously convex face
17. zips - August 25, 2009 9:16 AM
Holy crap. Scholastic book order forms! I remember girl's book orders came with requisite horse posters. I hated horses. I think I had a stack of those posters in a closet.
18. Nate - August 25, 2009 10:09 AM
"The Homo Vampire"
19. girl from alternate reality - August 25, 2009 10:16 AM
Wow, you guy's photoshop expertise and criticizing poster art ability really turns me on. Who's ready for a bj?
20. Thomas - August 25, 2009 10:30 AM
Jeremy Clarkson is a Vampire?
21. Not Me - August 25, 2009 1:25 PM
TWENTY-FIRST!
22. Hey Hey - August 25, 2009 1:39 PM
holy shit! his face/head..!!
Why would an alien want to be a vampire's assistant?
23. Stig's fat American cousin - August 25, 2009 2:42 PM
The kid looks like he's about to get beat up by Jeremy Clarkson.
24. Betsy - August 26, 2009 1:24 AM
Scholastic Book Orders FTW!!!
25. Alex - August 26, 2009 9:38 AM
How is this not a Twilight parody? John C. Reilly? With that hair? This can't actually be a serious movie!
26. Thor - August 26, 2009 8:20 PM
I wonder if the makers of the movie have even read the book, every trailer and poster i see is filled with wrong
27. RONIN - August 27, 2009 3:53 PM
Whats wrong with that kids head?
28. Vitero - August 29, 2009 10:08 PM
A skull's brow line is supposed to go upward near the nose, but someone made it follow his eyebrows as though they are bending his skull.
Also, yeah, I think the photo of his face was probably taken separately, with the camera too close to his face, thus the perspective warp
29. Panda - October 21, 2009 7:38 PM
I totally agree with 11, I saw this ad and was so horrified I need to search the web for more like-minded people. You would think that they could hire at least a decent photoshop person, I think my high school friend could do a better job. Not to mention, what is even the motive? To make the guy look more like that Patterson guy?
Well I am happy I wasn't the only person who noticed, and felt so strongly to say something.