'Vampire's Assistant' Poster Could Use More John C. Reilly

August 24, 2009 Comments

I was going to comment on how this looks like the cover to some ridiculous young adult book, but then I remembered this film is based on some kind of ridiculous young adult book. So, uh, never mind, I guess. Good job helping me so vividly recollect what a Scholastic book order form looks like.

'The Vampire's Assistant Poster [IMPA]

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