Aug 31 2009'TransylMania' Trailer: Transylvania... and Mania
Just in case you thought this whole vampire thing still wasn't terrible enough since the invention of Twilight dildos, here's a movie that combines Dracula and EuroTrip into some awful thing with a special appearance by Meegosh from Willow:
I actually wanted to hate this more, but the surprising lack of constant pop culture references left me with more of a numb frown than a scowl. The makers of Nation Lampoon's Dorm Daze and National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2: College @ Sea are really maintaining their strict standards.
(Thanks, Kiaya, who responded to this the only way a human could: "Yikes!")
Reader Comments
1. Benito - August 31, 2009 4:58 PM
"Let me tell ya somethin' Mean Gene, I've been to the top of the mountain, I've been to the valleys, and everywhere in between, and Transylmania is the strongest force in the universe dude, as long as all my little Transylmaniacs do the Demandments, the vitamins, the exercises, the prayers. So whatchya gonna do, when the biggest arms in the world, the 24" pythons and the power of Transylmania run wild on you?"
Cue flexing of withered pale arms.
2. lucci - August 31, 2009 4:59 PM
nice, can't hardly wait to see!
3. Jesus Christ - August 31, 2009 6:37 PM
the midget looks like a tiny Chris Katan...
4. John - August 31, 2009 6:57 PM
No, that actually is Chris Kattan. He's had a rough few years since Corky Romano didn't get him his expected Oscar win.
5. caroline - August 31, 2009 10:24 PM
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted
on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to
seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
6. JKowalski - September 1, 2009 7:32 AM
You know a movie looks promising when they made two characters look identical just so they could do the Marx brothers' mirror gag later on.
7. Thrasher - September 1, 2009 10:18 AM
I don't know why, but I love horrible movies. This looks like it's going to be awesome.
8. Chris Katan - September 1, 2009 1:49 PM
I was robbed!!! No wait, I meant raped. As a child. That is why I am so insufferable now. Come see my movie?
9. martygras9 - September 1, 2009 10:56 PM
NO PANCAKES!
10. Captain - September 2, 2009 7:22 AM
Must See!!!
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11. Joe - September 2, 2009 9:42 AM
Wilhelm Scream 1:07