'TransylMania' Trailer: Transylvania... and Mania

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Just in case you thought this whole vampire thing still wasn't terrible enough since the invention of Twilight dildos, here's a movie that combines Dracula and EuroTrip into some awful thing with a special appearance by Meegosh from Willow:

I actually wanted to hate this more, but the surprising lack of constant pop culture references left me with more of a numb frown than a scowl. The makers of Nation Lampoon's Dorm Daze and National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2: College @ Sea are really maintaining their strict standards.

(Thanks, Kiaya, who responded to this the only way a human could: "Yikes!")