Aug 26 2009Susan Sarandon is Your Mom, Dude! (Dude Being Shia LaBeouf)
Good news, Susan Saran-fans (as you call yourselves)! The 62-year-old actress has been cast as Shia LaBeouf's mother in Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, and it sounds like Michael Douglas will be kissin' her:
Sarandon will play the mother of a young Wall Street trader (Shia LaBeouf) who falls under the seductive influence of Gordon Gekko. Michael Douglas and Frank Langella also star. Production begins next month in New York.
So Sarandon will have birthed 23-year-old LaBeouf at age 39? I suppose that plays, so long as they add an updated quote where Gekko says, "Greed is good. As are the wonders of modern fertility drugs."
Susan Sarandon goes to 'Wall Street 2' [Variety]
Reader Comments
1. a dog - August 26, 2009 5:11 PM
first
2. Chinny - August 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Man, I wish Susan Sarandon were my mom, SO I COULD BANG HER!!!
Wait, that's not right...
3. TheOverrated - August 26, 2009 6:15 PM
why are they making a sequel?
anyway, her tits are probably still nice, hope we get to see them
http://theoverrated.com
4. TheFOX - August 26, 2009 7:28 PM
Puh... not interested. Call me when they make a remake of "The Secret of My Succe$s" with Michael J. Fox. In this one, they find out banging your aunt gives you Parkinsons Syndrome.
ZING!
5. Ariella - August 26, 2009 7:33 PM
You can totally have a kid at 39. My mom had me when she was 40 and I was born perfectly healthy.
6. Ariella - August 26, 2009 7:34 PM
Sorry for the double post, but I forgot to say without fertility drugs
7. Pat - August 27, 2009 8:46 AM
@2 You'd have to find a find to do it for you.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-motherlover/1099491/
8. Yours Truly - August 27, 2009 11:56 AM
Contrary to popular belief, and a warning to you guys out there-
MILFs are fertile. My mom had me at age 42, (no drugs) and I had a baby at 40, no drugs. My mom is still around too, you'd swear she was sixty.
9. HorrorFatale - August 28, 2009 1:11 PM
FYI, a woman that works with me just gave birth 3 months ago and she's 38, and she wasn't taking any drugs. So, that happens alot actually .
I get that you were trying to joke, but that one didn't quite make it, dude.