Aug 10 2009Stooge Update: Giamatti is Larry, But We Need a New Curly
This is becoming some sort of old comedy film in which everything keeps going wrong! The Boston Globe (via /Film) is reporting Paul Giamatti has filled in the half-bald fro-shaped hole left by Sean Penn's departure from The Three Stooges. Also, Jim Carrey has decided not to gain 50 pounds and shave his head, and is no longer playing Curly:
Peter Farrelly told us that Paul Giamatti has signed on to replace Sean Penn as Larry. (Penn dropped out, citing "personal reasons.")Still to be cast is Curly. There had been reports that Jim Carrey would utter Curly's signature "n'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk,'' but it's not so. If Farrelly has someone in mind, he didn't tell us who.
Good thing I already made a list of guys who would be a great Curly, Farrelly Brothers. No need to thank me. Seeing Bedridden Curly (my favorite Curly casting option) get some work will be reward enough.
(Thanks, Thundergirl.)

Reader Comments
1. kate - August 10, 2009 4:19 PM
awww, no jim carrey? booo! hiss!
2. _me - August 10, 2009 6:01 PM
My money is on Dave Attell. Then we can have a Three Stooges with dialogue that is not only deep, wounding and often times a little bit screamy (Giamatti), but also sardonic and littred with dick and fart jokes (Farrelly bros. bread and butter, Dave Attell).
3. DarkCoopLord - August 10, 2009 9:35 PM
i foresee shitty wigs.
4. Eric - August 10, 2009 9:43 PM
They need a physical comedian to play Curly. Jack Black would be the next best choice.
5. Robert Paulson - August 10, 2009 10:41 PM
So basically, we've got good news and bad news.
Good News: Jim Carey won't be in the movie
Bad News: They haven't given up on the movie
6. Captain - August 11, 2009 4:59 AM
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7. Stinky - August 11, 2009 11:44 AM
The only thing that I can think of as a bigger comedic travesty than this (seriously, all goyim?) will be when they start trying to cast a Marx Brothers remake...
8. robolicious - August 11, 2009 10:49 PM
sean sez " I am an auteur, not a Larry!! "