Aug 12 2009More 'Kick-Ass' Con Clips: Still Sort of Kicking Ass
Maybe I'm just a sucker for seeing a man in a bird suit fall to his death and an 11-year-old girl get shot in the chest and murder a room full of men, but these new clips from Kick-Ass are looking so good I might have to eventually give a ticket vendor monetary compensation in exchange for viewing rights to this moving picture. That's the highest compliment I've given a film containing Nicolas Cage in years.
[Removed at the behest of Lionsgate]

Reader Comments
1. Pat - August 12, 2009 3:23 PM
I wish they weren't shaky bootlegs. :(
2. Chango - August 12, 2009 3:42 PM
I am rediculously pumped for this movie.
3. AtomicCoffee - August 12, 2009 4:31 PM
MUMBLE, GARBLE, MUMBLE, SUPERHEROS!,
Because MUMBLE, GARBLE, MUMBLE, SUPERHEROS, MUMBLE, IMPOSSIBLE.
(Nerds laughing)
MUMBLE, GARBLE, MUMBLE, BRUCE WAYNE, MUMBLE.
MUMBLE, GARBLE, MUMBLE, MUMBLE, GARBLE.
(Nerds snickering)
4. Josh - August 12, 2009 4:46 PM
This is going to be the best movie ever
5. Hugh Johnson - August 12, 2009 4:57 PM
This does look like a fun movie. I'll probably take my new girlfriend Mila Kunis with me to see it.
6. Stinky - August 12, 2009 4:58 PM
The Dickies are the perfect soundtrack for the last clip!
7. Mick - August 12, 2009 5:30 PM
I am considering freezing myself ala Cartman so I dont have to wait....
8. DarkCoopLord - August 12, 2009 10:25 PM
did you see that awfully shitty purple wig? GAWD
9. G-Doy - August 13, 2009 9:28 AM
I smelled my own fart just now and nearly passed out.
10. Joe - August 13, 2009 9:36 AM
In clip 4, use of the Banana Splits theme music is awesome. When is this coming out?
11. Lostark1234 - August 13, 2009 11:27 AM
@8
That's the point...
12. gunther - August 13, 2009 11:33 AM
i am going to see that movie like ten fucking times then i will be a real superhero
because i am fat.
13. Beastman AIDS - August 13, 2009 5:49 PM
EXTREEEEME!!
14. Painful Reality Man - August 17, 2009 12:29 PM
What's this? Emasculated and/or virgin nerds who've never been laid squealing with girlish delight at a film drenched in ultra violent displays of over-the-top GRRRL POWAH action?!?! Say it ain't so!
This film belongs on the cutting room floor in the alternate universe where cinematic justice reigns supreme; the universe where the footage of River the Reaver Slayer (that Joss Whedon jacks off to every night) is ALSO on the cutting room floor.