Aug 12 2009'Lego: The Movie' Coming, Followed by 'Lego: The Movie' Legos, Followed by 'Lego Lego: The Movie' the Video Game
Though former Lego maniac Zack's participation is still unclear, Variety is reporting Warner Bros. has plans to movie ahead with a movie based on your favorite Danish, inter-lockable, plastic bricks:
Scribes Dan and Kevin Hageman are penning the script for the family comedy that will mix live action and animation. Warners is keeping the plot tightly under wraps, but it's described as an action adventure set in a Lego world.[Lego] sparked to Lin and the Hageman brothers' embrace of core values Lego wanted to include in a film, especially "a fun factor, creativity and that imagination has no boundaries," [producer Dan] Lin told Daily Variety. The film's been in development for more than a year, with the scribes and producers making several trips to Denmark to work with Lego's execs on the concept.
I can appreciate they're trying to focus on the "fun factor, creativity, and imagination" that give Lego such enduring popularity, but they're forgetting one crucial element: frustration. The only way to write a truly faithful Lego movie script is to write all the possible plot elements on the sides of Legos, toss them into giant tub, and make the writers put it together. Let's see how they work it out when the piece they wanted for the ending is on one of those little translucent bits that they'll never find because it was lost in the carpet hours earlier.

Reader Comments
1. bribios - August 12, 2009 1:59 PM
Ugh, it's even worse when you have a dog. They have a knack for biting the little pirate base island in half, and somehow leaving the surviving half full of holes and permanently slobbery. Most of the pegs are so messed up you can't even attach the island onto the base anymore, and it just slides off whenever the British soldiers attack.
Anyway this could be a decent movie. The Lego games were aimed toward kids, but had the kind of humor that was accessible for adults too.
2. proteon - August 12, 2009 2:16 PM
You will pay to see this utter tripe because you are weak.
3. Pat - August 12, 2009 2:26 PM
Zack the Lego Maniac! Holy cripes I remember those commercials from when I was a kid!
Also this looks lame.
4. Rod-Man - August 12, 2009 3:35 PM
Sadly I'm afraid the blog title is probably exactly what is going to happen.
5. >_< - August 12, 2009 7:16 PM
OH DEAR MOTHER OF GOD, HOLLYWOOD, YOU'RE BREAKING MY BALLS!!
6. monster - August 13, 2009 4:36 AM
hopefully this will settle once and for all who's dialect is better, which race should be cast out into the sea, tomato or tomatoe, is it lego or legoS
because everyone knows that legos just sounds silly
7. CoolTeez - August 13, 2009 2:00 PM
Sometime soon, there will be a new original movie that is released. One that is not a remake, a sequel, or just plain crap.
8. wfismer - August 13, 2009 5:19 PM
Seeing all those little lego faces makes me miss my old tub of lego.
I swear I had 90% of those guys.