Aug 17 2009'Legion' Poster: Hey, Let's Throw a Gun in His Hand!
Man, how did Creed never use this as an album cover? Don't get me wrong--a poorly computer-generated clay man bursting out of the ground is super awesome and all--but I think an angel with a glistening, photoshopped uzi would have really captured the band's mixture of ridiculous religious imagery and confused, juvenile notions of what's cool.
Legion Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. Pat - August 17, 2009 1:03 PM
Let's not also forget that wicked knife.
2. Adam - August 17, 2009 1:13 PM
That's not an uzi...
3. Mike - August 17, 2009 1:15 PM
All I gotta say is Angels with Machine guns could possibly be the coolest thing I have seen in my life. No exaggeration.
4. Jack - August 17, 2009 1:24 PM
That's an MP5K.
5. jaimonius - August 17, 2009 1:26 PM
so photoshopped! hire a real graphic designer, people!
6. Benito - August 17, 2009 1:42 PM
Yum. Look at those abs.
Oh wait, they're not real EITHER!
7. Rancid - August 17, 2009 2:37 PM
Wow. I love that pretentious "1.22.10".
Okay, hold on a minute. I have to clear my calendar. I am SO THERE. How DARE THEY make us wait FIVE WHOLE MONTHS for this masterpiece! Don't tease me like that, "1.22.10"! Don't force me to wait that long!! Can I buy my ticket now?! I'll get in line RIGHT NOW.
8. Hey Hey - August 17, 2009 2:47 PM
I bet they had to use the smudge tool to make that gun-holding finger longer..
9. Droocy - August 17, 2009 3:21 PM
Those fake abdominals look like nasty chunks in his belly. They're not even anatomically correct.
Jeeeeeez.
10. Kat - August 17, 2009 6:48 PM
Och. Uuuoch! That is SO bad. That CAN'T be real. That CAN'T. Uch SO BAD!!! That's not real is it? That's not the real poster. Tell me it's not the real poster, for real.
11. DG - August 18, 2009 2:19 AM
That MP5 doesn't even have a handle. BAD.
12. T - August 18, 2009 5:31 PM
I'd get fired if i released something that crappy. And that is not an uzi, it is an MP5K. "Uzi" is not a synonym for automatic firearm.
13. JMILL - August 19, 2009 1:57 PM
Wait is that NPH?
14. frank - August 19, 2009 2:27 PM
I cracked up at this title. Well spotted.
15. Nate - August 21, 2009 2:40 AM
Is this a new Condorman movie?