Aug 13 2009'Crimson Wing' Poster: Thankfully Unrelated to the PC Game 'Crimson Skies'
Empire has just revealed a poster for the DisneyNature flamingo documentary, Crimson Wing. It's got me kind of curious to see how March of the Penguins will look with awkward, pink birds instead of penguins, but at the same time, knowing Disney's conservative, pro-bird slant, you know it's just going to be some bullshit that paints flamingos in a positive light. We'll have to wait for Michael Moore to expose these gangling freaks for what they really are.
Reader Comments
1. Fiona - August 13, 2009 4:29 PM
I hope the volcano is a major plot point!
2. Ben - August 13, 2009 4:39 PM
Hey! That game was a major part of my emotionally scarred childhood!
And is why i became a zeppelin pirate.
3. bribios - August 13, 2009 6:13 PM
And at least Crimson Skies was better than Blood Wake. How come anytime they launch a new system only two launch games can be any good?
4. Pat - August 13, 2009 7:13 PM
Flamingos ate my first-born child. True story.
5. WillC - August 14, 2009 11:10 AM
Was that an elaborate diss of a fairly ok multiplayer game? Cause they're making a second one. And it'll STILL be better than the 80's rehashes we see coming out like GIJoe, Tr2n, etc. You know what would be a good story? Flamingo goes up.. goes to the ocean... meets a nice friendly shark with an Australian accent.. then it turns its back and WHAM it's eaten. Roll credits. That would teach both parents and kids to take their kids to these silly movies.