Aug 31 2009Clive Owen Apparently Doing Hallmark Channel-esque Movies

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Since he didn't become Bond, looks like he decided to become a male Bette Midler instead. When this comes out, I'm going to have such a good cry that I probably won't come out of my bath all night.

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the male Bette Midler? so gay women will be his main audience?

Poor Clive. From Shoot'em Up to this...

This is disappointing.

@2 Don't forget about the trainwreck that was "Duplicity."

My faith in humanity has died. Again. At least in Duplicity he was still somewhat like the Clive Owen we all know and love. At least, I think so. All I saw were trailers. But he blew up the corporate offices, right? And then he initiated a mexican standoff between the opposing parties so he and the girl who played Julia Roberts in Ocean's 13 could escape with the money, right?

saw this, you're all right, it's horrible. i fell asleep for about 45 mins and nothing changed. please don't waste your money

Saw the trailer for this. Looked cute, but probably very slooowww.. not to mention we don't really go for movies that just make you feel like weeping. Where's the fun in that?

Now that is a definitive "rape face". If I woke up and that face was staring down at me I'd shit myself in fear and then pass out.

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yeah this is most likely going to be crazy amounts of gay, but this dude makes me so happy in the pants that i'll watch him do anything.

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