Aug 31 2009Clive Owen Apparently Doing Hallmark Channel-esque Movies
Since he didn't become Bond, looks like he decided to become a male Bette Midler instead. When this comes out, I'm going to have such a good cry that I probably won't come out of my bath all night.
'The Boys Are Back' Poster [IMPA]

Reader Comments
1. Hey Hey - August 31, 2009 10:59 AM
the male Bette Midler? so gay women will be his main audience?
2. James - August 31, 2009 11:49 AM
Poor Clive. From Shoot'em Up to this...
3. frothy - August 31, 2009 12:05 PM
This is disappointing.
4. Pat - August 31, 2009 1:09 PM
@2 Don't forget about the trainwreck that was "Duplicity."
5. J-Red - August 31, 2009 1:36 PM
My faith in humanity has died. Again. At least in Duplicity he was still somewhat like the Clive Owen we all know and love. At least, I think so. All I saw were trailers. But he blew up the corporate offices, right? And then he initiated a mexican standoff between the opposing parties so he and the girl who played Julia Roberts in Ocean's 13 could escape with the money, right?
6. nicki - August 31, 2009 1:42 PM
saw this, you're all right, it's horrible. i fell asleep for about 45 mins and nothing changed. please don't waste your money
7. Cinema Obsessed - August 31, 2009 3:17 PM
Saw the trailer for this. Looked cute, but probably very slooowww.. not to mention we don't really go for movies that just make you feel like weeping. Where's the fun in that?
8. LC - August 31, 2009 6:56 PM
Now that is a definitive "rape face". If I woke up and that face was staring down at me I'd shit myself in fear and then pass out.
9. pink rose - August 31, 2009 10:27 PM
A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
http://www.Sugarloves.Com
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!
10. jeff - August 31, 2009 10:48 PM
yeah this is most likely going to be crazy amounts of gay, but this dude makes me so happy in the pants that i'll watch him do anything.
11. Captain - September 2, 2009 7:33 AM
Must See!!!
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12. frank - September 23, 2009 1:36 AM
"growing up can be the adventure of a lifetime." That phrase just boggles the mind. I mean, isn't growing up BY DEFINITION the adventure of a lifetime? Or are there some lifetime adventures that don't involve aging? A trip to Neverland, perhaps?