Jul 20 2009Your Weekend Box Office Top Five

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Use these weekend box office figures to determine if you, a studio executive, can afford that new boat:

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - The only way a Harry Potter movie wouldn't open at #1 is if people's heads started exploding when watching the Quidditch scenes. But that didn't happen, so it made $79.5 million

2. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - $17.7 million. Time to move on beyond the Ice Age and use CGI and Ray Romano to make a representation of EVERY age, so that we can finally throw away our history books and replace them all with charming family films.

3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - $13.8 million, easily besting last week's winner, Bruno, even though, if you pay attention, this film actually has far more exposed penises.

4. Bruno - $8.3 million, taking a massive, 73% drop. I guess the old Irish guy's admonition worked in scaring everyone off.

5. The Hangover - $8.3 million. I had no idea this would remain in the top 5 for so long. There's absolutely nothing else to comment about it. You win, The Hangover.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Reader Comments

Lol on the hangover, dont let it beat you. Anyway.......i really can't stand harry potter. i mean it wouldn't be so bad but that kid who plays harry potter is just so bad i can't believe a single thing this guy does. If there was a small chance i would have liked harry potter that daniel kid ruined it for me.

It would still open at #1. The exploding heads might hurt the second weekend slightly.

I want daniel radclif to dress up like harry potter and double fist my anus. i wont mind the pain or a little blood. maybe he can cast a spell all over my chest.

Word of mouth is really keeping the Hangover alive. It's the new Wedding Crashers.

Great picture. WTF?!

Actually, even with the heads exploding it would still open at #1 - at that point the people would have paid already for the tickets!

Some HP fan's heads seem to have exploded - happy, not happy, etc...! I just enjoy it as is, with my son. See us review HBP together at: www.youtube.com/gabndad


I thought Hangover was pretty funny. Bruno didn't seem as good as Borat to me. Harry Potter movies seem like a bunch of fluff, like the bloated last hour of Transformers 2.

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