Jul 8 2009"You Can Be in 'Transformers' After I Record You Washing My Awesome Car" - Michael Bay
I question the validity of this story, but if it is indeed true, Michael Bay is even worse than we thought. Director of some our most expensive stupid movies and egregious sexual harrasser?
U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons wrote in a recent column that Bay had Ms. Megan Fox wash his (unspecified) Ferrari at his home as part of her audition for her role in the first Transformers movie. And since Bay was doing "official" auditions, he apparently recorded every minute of it.Solomons reportedly asked Fox if she knew where the footage was, and he says she was unsure where the footage was, adding that she was "concerned" as to where it may be. According to Solomons, Bay all but confirmed the tape's existence, allegedly saying "Er, I don't know where it is either" when asked by the broadcaster.
Well, I guess it's not that big of a deal by Hollywood standards, when you consider the things (handjobs) I'm sure many actresses have had to do to get parts. And, come to think of it, this isn't that unusual; I've actually had to wash a car for a job, too. That job was "washing someone's car."
(Thanks for the tip, sh3lby.)
Michael Bay filmed Megan Fox washing his Ferrari as part of her Transformers audition?! [Autoblog]
Reader Comments
1. First - July 8, 2009 3:12 PM
Suck it bitches
2. Dogless - July 8, 2009 3:19 PM
Bay obviously has a toe-thumb fetish.
Gross.
3. Delgo - July 8, 2009 3:25 PM
It is said there are fewer plot holes in the car warshing video.
4. Nick - July 8, 2009 3:40 PM
That doesn't make any sense. The car washing video doesn't have any plot and thus has no plot holes. That doesn't say anything about how many plot holes Transformers has.
I think what you were looking for--and would have said had you the brains to construct it--was "I hear the car washing video has more of a plot."
5. dubba - July 8, 2009 3:43 PM
isnt michael bay openly gay?
id imagine that thats the best a girl could do to get a part in his movies...
and that doesnt make her any less of a whore
6. proteon - July 8, 2009 4:15 PM
The man is a buffon but he has his place in history. She is a pretentious dime a dozen ho bag. In the end he will have done more to entertain us than she will.
7. Stud - July 8, 2009 4:28 PM
LMFAO... this is hilarious Megan Fox washing Bay's car for an audition of the first movie? Wow, I wonder if Fox had to blow Bay's small penis as well.
8. Erica - July 8, 2009 4:36 PM
This is hilarious and ironic given...
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/06/05/megan_fox_slams_casting_couch_directors_
9. uchia uzimaki - July 8, 2009 5:35 PM
Wow. Micheal Bay is a racist and a sexist!? I have one think to say. He should direct movies of his caliber http://tinyurl.com/adgeb4
10. comedy genius - July 8, 2009 6:06 PM
Nick @4: Thanks for the lesson in how to make a joke completely UNfunny.
A) There IS a "plot" to the car washing video: hot chick washes a car. (KISS.)
B) The phrase you suggest is NOT the phrase he was looking for, as it is obvious, awkward, and completely lame as a joke. The phrase he was looking for was the one he used because it is funny and conveys his point WITHOUT making him look like an obnoxious moron.
C) The next time you're going to so obviously show the world that you are Michael Bay's bitch, don't do it by giving bad comedy advice.
11. bringerzl - July 8, 2009 6:21 PM
That just made my day
12. myview - July 8, 2009 7:00 PM
Why is everyone so upset at Michael Bay...she did it.
13. Jeff - July 8, 2009 7:20 PM
Everyone's upset at michael bay for BEING michael bay
14. Brandon - July 8, 2009 9:15 PM
Okay, I need to see this video. Where is it? Michael Bay is so classy and Megan Fox is sexy.
15. Buttercup Jake - July 9, 2009 2:51 AM
this footage better have slo-mo, wrap-around angles, a sweaty megan fox in a bikini and it better have explosions. the bikini should look something like this:
http://www.alsbikinis.com/graphics/bikinis/limitedspring2009/pinkcotton_amia1.jpg
16. Van Leasing - July 9, 2009 7:19 AM
Amazing post. Thanks a lot for sharing this.
17. whistle - July 9, 2009 7:36 AM
It makes perfect sense, really. This is probably the most logical way for him to go about casting this role.
For 1: the part requires no acting ability, so the audition doesn't need a script reading or anything
2: He just needed to make sure her sexiness would translate well onto film.
Smart move, Bay. You just earned a couple of kudos from this guy (as if you would care, you rich bastard).
18. Momboelitist - July 9, 2009 9:43 AM
Something tells me that Bay's car wasn't the only thing that got wet. Fox seems the type to do whatever she needs to do to get what she wants. Furthermore, being concerned about a video of her washing a car doesn't sound right but if there was more going on in the video I can certainly see the flashback and worry reaction.
19. che-che - July 9, 2009 12:22 PM
i heard thats how Shia Labeouf got his part aswell. banana hammock.
20. frank - July 16, 2009 11:59 AM
Can't blame Bay, you just know it was the car that asked her to do it. That Bumblebee's a real perv.