What a Live-Action 'G.I. Joe' Movie Should Look Like
With the addition of a couple ninjas, a lady in a leather catsuit, and some bad guys with metal heads, this seven-minute battle would capture the spirit of G.I. Joe far better than anything I've seen in the trailers for the upcoming film. Just the kind of laser and missile-filled war I was envisioning as I positioned the rival forces of Joe and Cobra along opposite ends of the coffee table.
The clip is from the hard-to-find classic Megaforce, also notable for starring Barry Bostwick and having one of the greatest theme songs ever recorded:
If you want to watch the whole thing (you do), someone with a big heart and great taste has put the entire movie on YouTube.
Deeds not words, my friends. Deeds not words.
(Thanks to Chris, for making me finally watch this cult classic.)