'Twilight' Series Gets a Bryce Howard
Bad news, 14-year-old girls: Twilight continuity has been compromised! EW reports Bryce Dallas Howard, Ron Howard's more attractive offspring recently seen in Terminator Salvation, will be joining Eclipse, the third Twilight film, replacing Rachelle Lefevre in the role of Victoria. Thankfully, I still know next to nothing about the series, so who is or isn't in it really has no bearing on my life. This is like finding out the Copy Center girl at Staples won't be in today. "Cathy's sick!? Oh, man, who's going to unlock the case to get people their ink cartridges?!" What do I care?
And by the dubs, Twilight fanatics, Lefevre is leaving for scheduling conflicts, so don't bother with a petition or anything. Save the creative energy for your Robert Pattinson mural.
(Thanks, Mike.)