Jul 13 2009'Treevenge': The Flora Vengeance Portmanteau You've Been Waiting For
Just in time for your Christmas in July celebrations: Treevenge, Jason Eisener's gory, grindhouse-esque, 15-minute Christmas-tree-revenge film is now available for online viewing thanks to TwitchFilm. No safe for workplaces that would frown upon watching a sentient tree finesse a branch into a woman's mouth, out her eye, into a guy's eye, out his mouth, and back into her mouth, and then making them kiss:
Always end on a baby stomp. Nowhere else to go from there.
Reader Comments
1. Skeletor - July 13, 2009 2:35 PM
Just like one of my failed attempts to steal GreySkull from that impetious do-gooder He-Man!
2. Daniel - July 13, 2009 4:16 PM
I sent the trailer for this to you several months ago and you did not post it.
Since then I have spent countless hours wondering why you rejected my tip, but alas I lack closure.
3. DentalDAMN - July 13, 2009 6:34 PM
Wy the fuck hasnt this guy made a feature yet?
4. Joe - July 13, 2009 6:36 PM
What do the trees have against babies?
5. LK - July 13, 2009 8:35 PM
funny, the intro is the same as Cannibal holocaust
6. Robert - July 14, 2009 12:14 AM
wow wtf ... that was very very disturbing this guy needs psychological help imo.
7. Peter - July 14, 2009 1:29 AM
Danial, I am sorry to hear that.
8. Victor - July 14, 2009 6:37 AM
BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
9. Pat - July 14, 2009 8:48 AM
Yes, but is it as good as the tree rape scene in the original "Evil Dead"?
10. Dr.Necropolis - July 14, 2009 11:46 AM
Glorious!
11. Drbendy - July 14, 2009 3:21 PM
The tagline has to be 'It's bark is worse than it's bite"
12. Fomoulder - July 14, 2009 4:34 PM
Wow - is this what "The Happening" could have been? This is ten times better.
13. danielle - July 14, 2009 7:56 PM
pleasantly surprised to see jonathan torrens.
the baby stomping at the end was a little over the top, imo
14. R K - July 15, 2009 12:59 AM
no way im going to watch this unless there is nudity.
15. kirbs111 - July 15, 2009 5:19 AM
haha the baby stomp was awesome and cheesy and did anyone notice the hobo with a shotgun on the tv?