'Toy Story 1 & 2 (in 3D Now!)' Teaser
With Toy Story and Toy Story 2 returning to screens in Gimmick-Vision Disney Digital 3D for a limited, two week engagement, Pixar has released a brief trailer to remind you that, come October, you can finally see the beloved films as they were never meant to be seen: with depth! As you can see in the above still, it gets pretty weird when Buzz finally reveals his feelings for Woody and completely exposes his lower half:
I still feel this is a technology only truly useful in pornography.
Sorry, Grandmas, this new Toy Story 3 trailer is INTERNET-ONLY. Not for you! Actually, your grandma does have "the net" now, and she loves it when you "net mail" her "pics." But anyway, here's the trailer:... / Continue →
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Ut oh, toys! Andy has reached the age of 18, which, as we all know, is the age when a young man finally stops playing with wooden cowboys, packs up for college, and starts listening to somber Randy Newman songs to indicate the gravity of the situation. Andy's mom, like my dad, ... / Continue →
