Jul 7 2009'The Collector' Trailer: Chuck Jones, Serial Killer
Welp, detectives, we've got another gruesome, absurdly-complicated serial killer on our hands. As you know, no one even caught Saw V, and this guy is even worse. We're calling this newest murderer "The Collector," so named for his apparently vast collection of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies classics from which he obviously derives his grisly methods.
And believe me, they are grisly: he has filled an entire room with bear traps. No one has been crazy enough to do that since Sylvester the Cat, and we all remember how that backfired on him. Bouncing trap to trap until the final one closed solidly on his butt. It was terrible. We clearly have a madman on our hands--and one who has access to an ACME catalog.
Here's the footage we have thus far:
We have a warrant out for anyone caught singing The Bugs Bunny Overture. Good luck, men.
Reader Comments
1. Chuck Nunchuck - July 7, 2009 12:09 PM
I've killed more.
2. Niggawhat? - July 7, 2009 12:24 PM
There's a Saw VI?!!!
3. Alicia - July 7, 2009 12:32 PM
I'm dissapointed. I thought your joke synopsis was what the movie actually was. Ten years ago I would have known it was a joke, but now that gems like SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE and MONOPOLY are coming to a theatre near me, I'll believe anything.
4. jacob(my real name not the queer from twilight) - July 7, 2009 5:11 PM
ok ign sucks and their player blows harder. side note, song sounds cool
5. Bean - July 7, 2009 5:31 PM
As Daffy says after getting shot in the face by Elmer Fudd, "No more for me, thanks, I'm drivin'!"
6. Stuey - July 8, 2009 12:25 PM
Hmm, actually looks like it will be good. Like the 1st Saw