Jul 9 2009Moore's New Film Gets a Title, and I'm Sensing Some Sarcasm
Controversial, baseball cap-wearing Michigander Michael Moore has at least revealed the title of his economic collapse film: Capitalism: A Love Story. The director said in a statement:
It will be the perfect date movie. It's got it all -- lust, passion, romance and 14,000 jobs being eliminated every day. It's a forbidden love, one that dare not speak its name. Heck, let's just say it: It's capitalism.
Moore then added, "I would totally marry capitalism--except it would divorce me! And take all the money! Just kidding, folks, I just slept with capitalism last night--which reminds me: anyone seen my penis? I think it got laid off! Because so many people are losing jobs." Then he brought out an inflatable doll labeled "capitalism" and fed money into its mouth.
Reader Comments
1. bong - July 9, 2009 11:22 AM
This should be good.
2. bong - July 9, 2009 11:23 AM
I bet I just broke some number tards heart. Stealing his #1 spot, thats what you get for jerking off weirdo!!!
3. bong - July 9, 2009 11:24 AM
move along number tard i took them all
4. First - July 9, 2009 11:25 AM
First!
5. lol@#4 - July 9, 2009 11:34 AM
You got owned dip shit. Better luck next time. #2 comment is pretty funny.
6. jumpin_j - July 9, 2009 11:58 AM
This is at least a month old. Hardly breaking news. Still looking forward to it.
7. LSDiesel - July 9, 2009 12:07 PM
Michael Moore. Ironically, I want less of him.
8. broke - July 9, 2009 12:25 PM
Those affected by this economy are no doubt ready to laugh about it with a millionaire documentarian.
9. lmfao so hard @ LSDiesel - July 9, 2009 12:32 PM
What a pathetic blog you run. That thing is beyond horrible. Looks like you have 0 support and fans. 99% of your links have 0 COMMENTS. That says it all.
Fuckin retard blogs need to disappear. Shut your shit ass site down!
Or.. stop linking to your garbage ass site.
10. Stuey - July 9, 2009 1:21 PM
@9, we love all of the writers, and ummm what posts have 0 comments?
11. bribios - July 9, 2009 2:02 PM
Michael Moore is probably the best thing to happen to the republican party in a few years. Anytime he makes a movie, he galvanizes the party against him. It's partly why John Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election to an unpopular president. If it weren't for Fahrenheit 911 reinvigorating conservatives against any and all things liberal, Kerry would have had a better chance. I think Moore has learned not to release his movies during election years.
Anyway that's one theory.
12. bribios - July 9, 2009 2:04 PM
Oh and that's also partially why Obama won. It's a lot better to try to reach out to the more centrist conservatives then to bash them. You catch more flies with honey then vinegar, as they say. That's enough quasi-political rambling for me today.
13. @9 - lol... - July 9, 2009 2:51 PM
Lmao did you even look at that pathetic site? Dude has 0 comments on almost every single post. Wow he got to a huge 2 comments on 1 post. Anyway that proves no one reads that shit. Why defend some loser spamming his shit website.
14. Jim Treacher - July 9, 2009 3:12 PM
And the tickets are free, right? If not, why not?
15. Kurt Mangler - July 9, 2009 3:18 PM
So Michael Moore gon' make cash off a film bashing capitalism? I forget, what are this guys' economic credentials? Oh right, he ain't got none. BOOYAH!
16. web citizen - July 9, 2009 4:43 PM
Dear Bong - you are my fuckin hero.
17. Rob - July 9, 2009 5:20 PM
Why hasn't someone killed Michael Moore yet? Fat worthless sack of lying shit.
18. Jannah - July 10, 2009 12:43 PM
I suppose I'm missing something, M.M is now kicking the failing corporations while the government is taking them (and the little guys in them, and the American free market that he uses for his own financial gain) down? Oh, I guess that's his point, the big "nannynannybooboo" from one millionaire to another.
If only he would have an economic collapse. :-p
19. frank - July 15, 2009 9:19 PM
Subtlety, thy name is Moore.
20. frank - July 16, 2009 11:47 AM
Subtlety, thy name is Moore.
21. frank - July 16, 2009 11:49 AM
Repetition, thy name is frank.