Jul 15 2009Miley Cyrus Starring in 'Wings'; Tony Shalhoub and Thomas Haden Church Curiously Absent
Who here is a big fan of Disney's lab-constructed pop icon, Miley Cyrus? [Applause] OK, good, some fans. Then you'll be pleased to hear the toothy daughter of "Doc" will be starring in Disney's upcoming adaptation of Aprilynne Pike's Wings, playing a sheltered girl having a hard time fitting in at her new high school. Classic tale of teenage alienation. Oh, except that the reason she's alienated is because she's literally a fairy. Says Variety:
Pic will be developed for Cyrus to play Laurel, a 15-year-old who grows up sheltered and home-schooled in a small town. Adjusting to a big high school is difficult, and her suspicion that she's not like the other kids becomes a reality when she sprouts a pair of wings and learns that she's a fairy. Published in May, the novel is the first of a planned four-book series.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Not really anything else to say about the matter.
Reader Comments
1. Err - July 15, 2009 4:36 PM
Wasnt that fat dude in one of the first UFC fights...?
2. bribios - July 15, 2009 5:48 PM
After Thief 3, I can't even finish reading anything that mentions a character named Laurel, or any spelling thereof.
3. Beastman AIDS - July 15, 2009 6:43 PM
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
hahahaha stole the words right outta my mouth IWS
4. BakaFishy - July 15, 2009 7:50 PM
Im seriously tired of all the stuff Disney puts out these days.
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5. HBK - July 15, 2009 9:11 PM
Yes, that is Emmanuel Yarborough. He lost to Keith Hackney at UFC 3.
6. Pat - July 16, 2009 8:52 AM
Great photo!
7. Otis - July 16, 2009 5:31 PM
sounds like Teen Wolf, Too
but with Faeries.
and not as good.
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9. >:Sam - July 30, 2009 3:47 PM
...I can't believe they are making this book into a friggen Disney movie- this is going is suck hardcore- especially when it's starring Miley Cyrus. Why can't hollywood just leave books alone, everyone knows they just ruin them 99% of the time- ugh
10. tashne - October 3, 2009 7:48 PM
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11. renne - December 14, 2009 2:57 PM
i hte that u tuch that guy its so nasty ill miley slut
12. Erynn - May 9, 2010 3:14 PM
which one is miley? haha!
13. tammy - July 19, 2010 11:54 AM
i love miley cyrus, idk whats wrong with her