Jul 10 2009'Jennifer's Body' Poster -- Coming Soon to Your '80s Video Store Shelf
Winner of the award for "movie poster that most looks like a VHS cover I'd keep staring at in an '80s video store, for a movie would likely be called Substitute Creature."
And yes, the desk is opening from the wrong direction, but, dude, you are so totally gay for even noticing that, dude.
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Reader Comments
1. CoinOperatedBoi - July 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Who says it's opening from that direction? Maybe she just crammed the body in that hard? Maybe she's just that good....
2. Pat - July 10, 2009 1:49 PM
ROFL! Substitute Creature! Quick, somebody copyright that!
3. bribios - July 10, 2009 1:54 PM
I actually honestly didn't even notice the hand until I read that line. Photoshopped for a poster Megan Fox is that hot I wouldn't even see she was hiding a body.
Now as for real life Megan Fox, still hot but I dunno, starting to lose interest fast.
4. Niggler - July 10, 2009 2:25 PM
I would jennifer all over that body WASSSSS UPPPPP. Cough* sorry still living in the 90's.
5. Baxter Pancake - July 10, 2009 3:57 PM
Didn't somebody describe Hitler with that tagline once? He's evil...and not just high school evil.
6. Buh - July 10, 2009 7:47 PM
After complaining that Michael Bay didn't focus on the acting in his movies, it looks like Megan Fox has decided to move on to a more serious film that will really test her skills as an actress.
7. tune - July 10, 2009 9:42 PM
What an unflattering angle for Megan's nose.
The poster's cool.
8. selinasmih - July 13, 2009 2:45 AM
I just found a great club---Black Century . c ^o^m. . it is a site for hot women to date charming and rich men. some of famous business men and female celebrities are hanging out there.
9. Momboelitist - July 13, 2009 1:33 PM
If I only knew that blowing Michael Bay would make me a superstar sex symbol...Wait, that wouldn't make me gay, would it?
Note attempt at redeeming my masculine studlyness:
That Megan Fox girl....Yea! I wanna....Well, you know what I'm talkin bout! She's so....Hot! And when I say hot, I mean....not cold....I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating chicken!