Jul 28 2009'iMurders': Get it? Like iPod and Things, but with Multiple Homicides
Just when mom started thinking it was OK to use the email just to show relatives photos of her garden, it turns out NO ONE IS SAFE IN CYBERSPACE. Not so long as there are iMurders happening:
A mysterious love triangle leads to a tragic shooting. Months later, eight members of a FaceSpace chat room are being gruesomely murdered in the privacy of their own homes.
Well, they should have known better to use a dangerous service like FaceSpace. FaceSpace is like the top service for internet murderers. Stick to safer sites, like AIMspot, and Twitjournal.
So is the cord coming out of the wrong end of the bloody mouse a crucial clue or evidence of just how little thought was put into every aspect of this film? Maybe the trailer will shed some light...
Definitely the latter. But in fairness, casting B.D. Williams is always an inspired choice.
Reader Comments
1. Thrasher - July 28, 2009 3:01 PM
It's much safer on MyBook.
2. Dr.Necropolis - July 28, 2009 3:01 PM
Perhaps this is the kind of mouse used in the southern hemisphere?
3. Pat - July 28, 2009 3:19 PM
Yeah, but Billy Dee Williams is in it. How bad could it be? ::snickers::
4. Mr. Jones - July 28, 2009 3:20 PM
I love these "hip" and "trendy" concepts that will be tragically dated a few years from now. This is the equivalent of break-dancing movies back in the 80s.
If you can't make something timeless, I guess this is the next best thing. And there are always people eager to shell out $10 a pop and waste hours on crap like this.
5. Burt - July 28, 2009 3:40 PM
I was reading that list of people who appear in the film thinking, "It's like they're purposely trying to draw my attention to the fact that no one famous is in this." Then Billy Dee Williams proved me wrong.
6. bu - July 28, 2009 3:53 PM
iMurders sound suspiciously similar to the regular ordinary murders that are already on the market.
But if Apple makes it, I'll buy it.
Plus Gabrielle Anwar is my dream.
7. glace neuf - July 28, 2009 4:31 PM
i think the mouse is supposed to resemble a flat chick with fat legs and the largest clit ever being hung in her own blood. i have a feeling the killer in this movie is into shit like that...
8. Nick - July 28, 2009 4:45 PM
Fuck. That looks so awful.
9. Josh - July 28, 2009 5:14 PM
I'll wait for the sequel, icanhasmurderz?
10. Brianna - July 28, 2009 6:37 PM
i'm not going to watch a movie about a computer mouse used as a tampon
11. Kim W. - July 28, 2009 7:54 PM
The only murder committed in this movie is to their acting careers.
12. jaime - July 28, 2009 9:31 PM
lando calrissian is the only possible reason to see this.
13. Blob - July 28, 2009 9:39 PM
Wilson Jermaine Heradia is famous! He played Angel , the transvestite, in rent Oo
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14. Captain - July 29, 2009 3:56 AM
Must See!!
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15. Jess - July 29, 2009 5:59 AM
BILLY DEE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
16. mattk - July 29, 2009 8:53 AM
@9
...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Chris - July 29, 2009 11:17 AM
I'm excited to see William Forsythe and Tony Todd have gravelly-voice off over the Pros and Cons of social networking websites. Those two haven't worked together since The Rock, but they didn't get any on screen time together. It was such a tease. Now all us William Forsythe and Tony Todd fans finally get to live the dream.
18. James - July 29, 2009 11:30 AM
Oh wow that... even the trailer was bad. I didn't think that was possible. The whole point of trailers is that no matter how horrible the movie is you can still cobble together 1 minute of interesting shots and worthwhile lines to make it look good.
19. Jason - July 29, 2009 2:41 PM
I am behind you Lando, even in hard times. So I will get me a bottle of Colt 45 and force myself through this movie.
20. Chris - July 29, 2009 6:32 PM
Anyone notice the cord is coming out of the wrong end of that mouse?
21. bribios - July 29, 2009 7:25 PM
@7: I noticed the clit too.
@20: Yep, the IWS writer noticed, thus he writes about it.
22. Judy - July 29, 2009 9:25 PM
Why is Fiona from Burn Notice in this horrible, horrible movie? As much as I complain about her needing to eat a damn sandwich, she is too good for this shit.
23. ned_smitty - July 30, 2009 12:26 AM
it's not even an apple mouse
24. jen - July 31, 2009 9:23 AM
@Josh - July 28, 2009 5:14 PM
I'll wait for the sequel, icanhasmurderz?
I'd buy that for a dollar!
25. greg - August 16, 2009 10:07 AM
This movie sucks. It's confusing and has a horrible plot. BTW in 10 mins you can figure out that the land lady is the killer.